When good old Villager Mike suddenly finds his wife and newborn son missing, he escapes his village and flees a mysterious black and tall figure that presumably took them away. Meanwhile, Micah was just booting up another Minecraft world when suddenly, a bright white flash sends him into his favorite videogame! Will they cross paths? Will Mike discovered what happened to his village?

Being a killer in that forsaken place was... entertaining, at best. Especially considering that-unlike the survivors, who were painfully aware of every second spent in that hell-the killers had been stripped of any ability to perceive rounds. They just knew they were there for a single purpose, with no capacity to question it. And they had no issue indulging in it over and over again. But one thing they all agreed on was: the food situation in that place sucked. So, let's change that. ----------- Or: The Spectre thinks it would be fun to let the killers kidnap a certain pizza guy so they can eat a decent meal for once. (Elliot domesticating the killers one cooking lesson at a time). Or or: I made a crack fic to beat up writting block and poor Elliot has to suffer (ELLIOT-CENTRIC) ----------- Also on AO3

Uzi Doorman, a determined revel worker drone from the prestigious Doorman Family, finds herself in a dire situation while trying to earn the acceptance of her kind. During a practice session with her railgun, a tragic accident occurs: she inadvertently hits a house full of Murder Drones during a critical meeting, resulting in the death of one of their own. Fleeing the scene in panic, Uzi is discovered hiding behind a tree by Serial Designation N, the formidable leader of the Skull Drones. Facing the wrath of the Skull Drones, Uzi strikes a desperate deal with N, a pact that could be her only chance at survival. Scared and alone, she reluctantly agrees to live under the same roof with the devil himself. As Uzi navigates this dangerous new world, unexpected feelings begin to surface. Amidst the chaos and tension, could love possibly bloom between them? In this gripping romance mafia tale, Uzi's struggle for acceptance takes a thrilling turn as she learns that sometimes, the most unlikely alliances can lead to the most extraordinary outcomes.