*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

Laughing is the key to any recovery. This book is a mixture of funny and meaningful quotes. I hope you all enjoy this book, be sure to laugh and tell your friends about it.

You haven't laughed hard until you read this... So don't go to the next book open it.... Open..... Did i convince you cause i hope i did... Alright alright i have an idea... Lets play a game i can name 8 things i know about you deal? OK! 1. Your reading this right now 2. Your a human and your breathing ..i hope 4. You didn't realize that you missed 3. 5. You just checked ;) 6. Your smiling now 7. Your smiling even more 8. Now your gonna open this book and start READING ;)

These are some fun jokes and facts

well if you are in a bad mood read this its short and sweet quotations or in this case......HILARIOUS!!!!!seriously read i have got some really good ones on George Bush too and some really funny proverbs of different languages even some funny quotes by edward and bella for all u twilight fans out there!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Nicole Baily has spent far too many summers with her brother Devon and his best friend Logan Lerman. But never before had Logan ever seemed so cute. Never before had Logan made her feel like he didn't just think of her as his best friends little sister. The story starts with a summer trip, and ends with both Nikki and Logan having a tale they can tell their grandkids one day. "It was the summer that I fell in love, and..."

Leah Jones thinks going to college is the best thing ever. After getting a scholarship at CUDA, the best performing arts college in California she thinks she's on top of the world... until she runs into some students that will make her year a dream come true / a nightmare. Love triangles, parties and daily teenage problems are some of all the stuff she will be facing while her stay in college.

Chase Evans may be a notorious playboy, but he’s always known he’d fall hopelessly in love one day. So when he meets Spanish beauty LaCienega [Lah-cie-Ena-ga] Perez and falls head over, he knows for sure she’s what he’s always been waiting for. Except LaCienega is already engaged by the time he meets her and to none other than his childhood best friend Jace Waite who Chase hasn’t seen since high school graduation. Meanwhile, he meets Krislynn Reimer who has a strange attraction for bad boys and imperfection. She's not interested in the pretty boys who are complete jerks like he is. She wants the real bad boys, the ones with addiction problems, family problems, money problems, woman problems, any problems! It’s her favourite hobby to take them home and put a Band-Aid over their hearts and nurse them back to health. Except when they make a full recovery, they always abandon her and always in the cruellest ways. The two utterly can't stand each other so how in the world did Chase end up as Krislynn's boyfriend and how in the world did Krislynn end up as Chase's maid?