You and your best friend Amelia came up with a very simple idea of taking celebrities on awkward chicken shop dates, and somehow, it's managed to become both of your jobs. In the past, you've found sitting across from some of the biggest stars on the planet and eating chicken nuggets easy. But then Amelia manages to score you a date with the man who you've been obsessed with since you were nineteen; Matty Healy. ~*~*~*~*~*~ Written by @-alovesreading and @imagine-that-100 ~*~*~*~*~*~ Highest Rankings: #1 Matty Healy #1 The 1975 ~*~*~*~*~*~

A collection of my Alex Turner oneshots and short series! ~*~*~*~ 1 ~ Stressed ~ You've got a university assignment due pretty soon and you hit a mental block. It's lucky your boyfriend is there to pick up the pieces. 2 ~ Glass In The Studio ~ Alex injures himself before your date which means that it's a trip to A&E instead of a restaurant. 3 ~ All Of You ~ After getting married, you and Alex go on your Honeymoon that comprises of two destinations. Athens is filled with shitty jokes whilst Bora Bora is filled with compliments and kisses. 4 ~ The Shirt ~ There's a debate about if you're wearing Alex's shirt. Except it's not really a debate. Everyone knows the answer. 5 ~ The Martini Police ~ You're leading yourself down a slippery slope, but thankfully the person that matters most in your life notices and helps you. 6 ~ Will We Talk? *Short Series* ~ Being Katie Cook's best friend means you see a lot of a certain band, so it's too bad that the lead singer can't seem to stand being in your presence. You're all too aware that you get chatty when you're anxious, and despite being around each other for a decade, Alex still makes your heart race (and not in a good way). But then he asks a question you never expected to hear, and it changes everything: "Do I make you nervous?"

Having worked at Focus Creeps for a year, Ella knows that as a production assistant and part of the crew, there's one important rule: don't interact with the talent unless it's needed. But once she meets Arctic Monkeys, and the recording of the music videos for their upcoming fourth studio album starts, the band seem to become her exception. Not only because they treat her more like a friend than just someone else they're working with but when Alex continuously makes her blush with his flirting, so enthralled by her that he forgets he's got a girlfriend, Ella finds herself growing closer to him. As videos are filmed, wrapped and edited, the friendship lines become blurry. Situations unfold, secrets are told and others are kept under lock and key, but how long can Alex and Ella endure being stuck in each other's minds on constant repeat. ***Throughout this series there will be suggestive talk, jealousy, cheating, alcohol and drug use, angst, smut.

Life was normal until one summer, a change in you and your life long best friend Alex Turner, triggers a seemingly unending chain of events. As the Monkeys take off, you two slowly begin to drift in an out of your friendship. But this opens a place for a new friend, in that of one of your cousin's best friends, Matty Healy. As seasons change and songs are sang, your relationships with each man fluctuates in intensity, causing you to sometimes take time away from both of them. But with both men always grasping for your attention, it's not uncommon that you feel torn between the two. You just don't know how much longer you can survive in your common crisis. ~*~*~*~*~*~ *Alex Turner x Reader x Matty Healy, love triangle* ~*~*~*~*~*~ *Contains Mature Content* ~ Has two endings ~*~*~*~*~*~ Highest Rankings: #1 in Matty Healy #2 in Alex Turner #1 in The 1975 #5 in Arctic Monkeys ~*~*~*~*~*~