Some things in life are impossible. Like the upper moons Two and Three ever getting along. Little do they know, there's about to be an event that makes them inseparable. This is kind of an Akaza x Douma AU (I like making crack ships into actual things, it is very fun) but there's also an overarching plot, so yeah. It starts after the 'Upper Moon Six were killed' meeting. Trigger warnings:blood, gore, child abuse, cursing, and murder Cover made by me