Biblically accurate romance between history's lamest mathematician, most busted author, and some weird potato freak. A heart wrenching novella that will make you cry, laugh, and want to end it all. Tears will run die your thighs before ts is over. You'll start to question reality as well as your sanity. This is the horniest historical fan fiction about William Shakespeare you'll ever read. Credit to Erik for sending me a reel with this idea. Credit is also due to Cooper who taught me who Walter Raleigh is.