:0 YOU STOOD UP HERMIONE GRANGER???? You better sleep with both eyes open tonight... A Hogwarts texting fanfiction :)

I made this cuz I was bored so yeah- This is basically if there was internet at hogwarts and its from years 1-7 (in the lightning era- aka when the golden trio went to school) hope this makes you laugh! <3

Harry Potter is an Auror. And he's great at catching Dark wizards, starting off as a trainee only at eighteen years old. Now, after many years of hard work, he earned the noble role of Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. He finds it very convenient, given that since the age of 14, becoming an Auror was all he thought about. He wanted to fight the Dark Arts forever. Yeah. Brilliant. But now he has witnessed it all. He has become everything he wished for and more, filled with experiences that have profoundly shaped him. Is that really what he wants to do now for the rest of his life? Is he truly passionate and engaged in his activities now? Does his job still bring him the joy he loves receiving? As Harry asks himself these questions more and more, he becomes aware of his true feelings towards his occupation and realizes that, deep inside, he's got a new wish. Unfortunately, just when he thought he could step away, the demands of his job intrude more on his life. ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆

🎉 Welcome to... ✨𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓛𝓸𝓸𝓷𝔂 𝓒𝓲𝓻𝓬𝓵𝓮 ✨! 🥳🥳🥳! 🥥 Here, you can do absolutely everything! Some of that can include: 1. Share random thoughts and experiences, 2. Be yourself, 3. Make new friends, 4. Vent out to one another, 5. Joke around, 6. Cry over homework, 7. Tell others what you'll have for dinner, and most importantly.... 8. BE LOONY! 🍄 🎉 To join, you can either: ¤ Write your favorite minute in a new conversation OR ¤ Declare your love for any Loony stuff (Quibblers, Spectrespecs, radishes, etc.) OR ¤ Send a coconut emoji in a new or any conversation 🥥 OR ¤ Reply to the message where I ask OR ¤ Just ask directly to be added 🤷🏻 BUT YOU MUST, MUST FOLLOW ME FIRST. 😈 Anything else? No, I don't think so. bye. ✌🏻😀

"You're going to die." She whispered. Dumbledore chuckled awkwardly, patting the eleven year old reassuringly, "I'm one hundred and fifty one, that's a little inevitable I'm afraid, my dear." The first year shook her head softly, a little frustration creeping into her expression, "you're going to die in eight years. Professor Snape's going to spell you off the astronomy tower, sir." Delphi Lovegood is a puzzle wrapped in a mystery, with a side serving of Crumple-Horned Snorkack. Is it any surprise the Weasley twins can't keep their eyes off her? But why is she so reluctant to look back? What does she see?

This is just a place where everyone can be crazy, say their weirdest thoughts, and be themselves without any judgement Its a safe space, and hopefully I will be able to come up with the most RANDOM challenges or things to do Why? Good question Enjoy! :P

The title is self explanatory Together we shall yap about Harry Potter and take over the world with our HP theories and knowledge!