The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.
(Credit to apofiss on deviantART) This book is the story of the two Tribes, The Tribe of Rotting Skulls and The Tribe of Jagged Rocks, and how their life is. Learn their ways of life, rules of the Tribe and stories that have to be told by the evil cats.
All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.
Many moons ago, three kits were born. Born to a cat, who couldn't keep them. The kits find themselves in a falling clan, taken in by the clan's leader. Together, the clan grows back to its former glory. One of those kits will face many challenges, and discover the secret that has been past down from many generations...
Many moons ago, there was once a peaceful clan, then one day that all changed. Rimestar was killed by his exiled deputy, now Bonestar leads the clan into chaos. Battles are fought to the death, cats are starving, and the prophecy is the only thing that can save them now. "Once bones have clawed and scorched the forest...