You've been frozen for several hundred years now, survived through the mushroom war, and have just recently been discovered by Prince Gumball. He wants to get to know how humans work, including anatomy. Which would be easiest while you're dead. So you run away... and manage to piss off a vampire. The real story is there, go find out. I apologise for any typos in advance, and I will edit more later :)

Brian Warner is a Prince to a royal Vampire family. Brought up as royalty, everything is decided for him...Especially who he will marry. His family is cruel to anyone lesser than them, especially to young Jeordie White, a slave to the royal family. The poor man gets humiliated and shamed by the royal family, being treated horribly, and forced to wear dresses. Jeordie is frightened by the heartless Vampires, but is surprised when the only one to show him any kindness...Is the Prince himself. (Warning!: Contains Vampire violence, profanity, and sexual content.)

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I never finished writing this, and I got too busy to. Hope you enjoy!

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Jeff wants to learn how to love. Will kidnapping someone and forcing her to be his lover actually work??