Hero pretty much has this whole life thing figured out. Ever since he was a kit, he has had the astounding ability to find any object, item, or creature that he sets his mind to. He spends his days sleeping on the sunlit window of his two-leg partner's workshop, and his nights out prowling the city on the hunt for danger. But when he meets with an unfortunate circumstance and finds himself among the cats of one of legendary wild Clans, it's not a matter of whether he's ready for an adventure, but a matter of whether adventure's ready for him. [Cover by @FrostFireWarriorCat]

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Find your Warrior Cat name here!

All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

Pretend the last book in the warriors series never happened, and the Dark Forest won the battle. Starclan, and all the other clans ( except for Skyclan ) were thrown into unfamiliar territory where prey is scarce and they are placed under the dictatorship of Tigerstar and the other Dark Forest cats. Every two moons, eight cats are stuffed into a part of the Dark Forest that is cut off to the rest of the world, and they are forced to fight to the last TWO survivors. Then, eight more cats are chosen and again these ten cats battle to the death. The last remaining cat will choose two cats to go with him/her and move back to the old territory and live until they die. This, is the Warrior Games.

Having trouble what name you should have? No problem! This is the perfect book for you to decide! NOTE: This book was made years ago so prepare yourself for some terrible grammar and cringe!

For those of you who've read the Warriors series, you know--first hand--how good it is, but also--first hand--how many dang mistakes and weird things there are. I'm not even going to start on Crowfeather, or Ferncloud, or many many other cats that have some serious issues in this series.

Warning: Contains funny names !!DISCLAIMER!! - I wrote this when I was 14, but you'll see that's pretty self explanatory when you read it. **Also, If you want some good fanfic and not just name generators follow @silverfaun ** ~~JUST FOR FUN~~

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!