Ramblings from a Diary of a Drunken Sailor. I talk about life, love, madness, and the beautiful stupidity of existing with the energy of a man who's seen the ocean stare back. Expect cult-like monologues, strange truths, stories that sound made up (but aren't), and rants that somehow make sense halfway through. If sanity had a price, I already spent it. Subscribe if you're into weird wisdom, hot takes, or just watching someone slowly lose their mind... stylishly.