Summary; Set about 10 years after the release of Hazbin hotels first season release, you die and are transported to Hell. Mostly likely due to the few.. dozen... maybe hundred campers and poachers you've killed on your own nature preserve. Upon your death you realize that you are in fact in the universe of Hazbin Hotel, right at the end of the pilot. You end up as part of the residents, inevitably crossing paths with Alastor. How will this predicament go? Subscribe to my newsletter for announcements on my ongoing works and more: https://artiranth.substack.com/ Disclaimers PLZ READ: Major spoilers for literally everything Hazbin. You have been warned. COVER ART IS NOT MINE! found here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Hazbin-Hotel-Alastor-by-seyd-art/98281808.LVTDI All characters and concept belong to Vivziepop. Also big shoutout to this work and its creator: https://www.wattpad.com/story/302135726-all-is-fair-in-love-and-war-alastor-x-reader as it 100% encouraged me to write this, as well as given me a bit inspiration for some scenes. If you like my story check theirs out also. (Though the overall concept and vibe is very different) **** MOST IMPORTANTLY **** LEMONS PRESENT. I REPEAT LEMONS PRESENT. I fully understand some people dislike any type of lemons with Alastor due to his in-show identity as ace. That is perfectly valid. This will include a bit of a "parallel timeline" trope so its not really the shows Alastor if that makes it any better for you. Otherwise disclaimers will be present or just skip this one entirely.

Human Alastor x Fem!Reader (It has a whole asylum bit, if you don't like that don't read, okay? Okay cool bye!) "Do you realize that I've murdered, tortured and killed people giving me less attitude than you are now. You are acting like a sulking child, Is that what you want? To be treated like a child?" He raised his voice and took a few steps forward. Your back hit the wall and you felt trapped. "I should've just killed you..." He said quietly. "Why didn't you?" You spoke through stuttered breaths. "I-" He went silent and stared into your eyes trying to think of an answer. (In this book you slowly go insane 😍) This is a 18+ book there will be: - Gore -murder -Smut (yes I know Alastor is ace/asexual BUT this is like an alternate universe) Smut chapters will be skippable and won't affect the story :) -violence -torture -sexual themes -swearing -cannibalism I will put a warning at the top of a chapter. There is going to be an upcoming sequel to this book. RANKINGS: #1 Human Alastor (22nd April 2024) #2 Alastor (25th April) #1 Hazbinhotel (29th April) (My most impressive ranking) #1 Vox (14th May) #1 Hazbinhotelalastor (18th may) #1Lucifer (10 June ) None of the art in this book is mine unless I say it is. All characters belong to Vivziepop.

𝐕𝐨𝐱 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 || 𝐟𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞/𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐮! 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 (?) ╭────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╮ Sneaking into your business rival's office is a bad idea, ain't it? This leads to you getting caught. In order to not face any consequences, you propose a deal where you ultimately owe Vox, the powerful media overlord a favor of his choosing, any time he pleases. To essentially gain from this he calls a meeting with your fellow overlords the very next day. This is where he announces your engagement to him without telling you beforehand, ultimately making you share sources and power and put on an act infront of hell. Now that's good television. Will this remain a transactional relationship? Or will the media overlord find a way to actually love? And will you reciprocate? ╰────── · · ୨୧ · · ──────╯ RANKINGS 🏆 #37 in Vox - 12/08/25 #50 in Charlie - 12/08/25 #96 in Hazbin Hotel - 12/08/25 #26 in Hazbin - 12/08/25 --- Started : 12/06/25 Ended :

"Now, the million dollar questions...Who is this killer, assuming it's someone other than The New Orleans Huntsman? Is he or she still in Louisiana? Have they already fled? Are they sneaking past us right now, under all of our very noses?" Vincent, unable to help it, turned up the radio, (again). He loved to hear people talk about himself, especially if they had such a lovely tone. He hadn't caught the host's name, maybe he'd- "They could be anyone of us. Killer, if you're listening..." The voice continued, uncaring of his inner thoughts. He held his breath, almost worried the smooth tongue would slip away forever lest he gave it his full focus. "Then make yourself known." With how the voice had just asked Vincent so prettily? Oh, he would. --- Or, Vincent has gone down to Louisiana, needing to continue rising through the ranks of stardom across television. But then he ends up meeting Alastor, a local Radio Star with a bad attitude that Vincent would love to fix. Too bad Alastor liked being difficult. Oh, and they're both serial killers, but neither of them know it yet. Who would have thought? - Updates on Sundays - Cover Art by duhaeriss on Tumblr & Twitter - Cross posted on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74673856/chapters/195022946

Plot description: Y/n a new overlord, She's already became one of the strongest overlords only being here for 8 months. Her rise in power has caught the attention of the vee's. Well More of Vox's attention. He sees you as threat since you are in business with his one and only rival, Alastor the radio demon. You help Alastor with promoting and advertising his show. Y/n has her own business where she invents stuff and promotes her business on Alastors show. Vox wants her on his team, and he's willing to do ANYTHING to have y/n. (This is an AU. Non of this is related to the original plot of the show. There's no hotel, and the only character from the main cast minus Alastor is Angel since Val owns his soul. In this story radio is just as popular as tv.) WRITTEN IN 3RD PERSON OMNISCIENT VIEW , THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE TOPICS, AND A LOT OF CUSSING. RATED R SCENES I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY EXPECT ONE

Lucifer decided to stay at the Hazbin Hotel to help his daughter with her dream. His biggest pain the Radio Demons start to get on his soft side. Will they embrace these new feelings or push them away? I do NOT OWN there characters. This will not be Cannon obviously. Please enjoy,

Lucifer moves into the hotel only to find out there is one annoying-ass demon (that he despised deeply) residing there, this feeling is mutual until lucifer and alastor feel some tension, they decide to play a game on how to get the other most flustered as pay back, read to find out more.... The cover picture is not made by me btw, just thought it was cute af😊

After the war with adam, Alastor is in desperate need for angel blood, angel blood cures demons who have been injured by an angelic weapon, but it comes with a price... a deal with lucifer? In this fic, Alastor is Demisexual and contains sexual content. If you do not like this, then do not read. Do not attack me in the comments please and thank you

"A very long time ago Lucifer and Lilith were together and after they had Charlie... Lucifer regretted the mistake of giving the Fruit of Knowledge to Eve since that gave birth to an evil for the world.... his wife and the elder angels were disappointed with him.... Lilith shook her head saying that she cannot be cooperating with Lucifer since he gave that apple to Adam's wife Eve. (in this au, Lilith was an angel not a human) the elder angels punished Lucifer by making him fall from heaven as he tears up since he can never see his daughter and wife again. The guilt was eating him up.... to make matters worse... the elder angels never told God about Lucifer's fall, that means God had no idea about his fall since he was too busy with his creations to even notice.... Also Adam in this was actually a nice guy compared to canon." "Lucifer was living in hell since, wallowing in his own depression and blaming himself for the sinners.... but then many eons later after the 2000s he decided to come out from his palace as he wanted to actually come out for once.... and that's when he met Alastor who wasn't fond of at first but then they started to chat for awhile, Lucifer then told him a fake name to hide his true identity, but eventually the two actually fell in love...." Will their love last? Did Lucifer regret falling in love with a sinner that he basically created? Find out soon! Hazbin Hotel made by Viziepop!

A month after the whole fight with Heaven everyone has gotten so much closer, some have even started acting different, one of them being the Radio demon. Lucifer is sure its all an act and so is everyone else. Alastor makes the mistake of showing the king of Hell a different side of himself, or so he thought.