• • • • • • • Kyle Broflovski is popular, empathetic, and the top student at South Park Elementary. And he never would've thought he'd fall for anyone in his small town in Colorado - much less one of his closest friends since kindergarten. But when Cartman becomes the president of their school, he instills changes that descend the town into ruin and force two fourth graders to work together to put a stop to his corruption (and make kissy faces at each other, wink wink). ────────────── 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞/𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝟭𝟭/𝟬𝟮/𝟮𝟱 ──

[south park various] ━ "starpower" REWRITE ❝ you'll die following a road to nowhere. ❞ ☆; life is strange, you know that better than anyone. after moving to colorado & the untimely death of your mother, you come to live life quietly, indifferently & recklessly. but it begins to take unexpected turns into your senior year of highschool. secrets are revealed, futures are jeopardized & lives are ruined, soon coming to realize your strange life is more than mommy issues & boys.

───── Cheers to the teenage years. South Park!Various x Fem!Reader ⮑ Ice skater Y/n moves to South Park for a re-do. Realizing the town's residents might actually matter to her this time around ends up making things way more difficult for her, and she doesn't want to mess things up again. Started: 7/10/25 Ended: [Ongoing]

「South Park X Female Reader」 "she's even prettier than last year!" ╰┈➤ 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯, (Y/N) Vincely is a girl failure. no matter how many hobbies she tries, how she dresses or how she applies makeup. but now that the teenage girl is in high school, things start to change for her. ⋆｡°✩ TW!: this story includes smoking, cursing, alcohol, some suggestive themes, angst, fluff, and topics of murder, death , abuse, and things of that nature! ☆ COVER NOT MINE! (off of Pinterest)

you're amongst one of the most popular girls at south park high; a cheerleader, a social butterfly and a certified party lover. sadly though, math tests aren't physically capable of succumbing to your charm. so what happens when to pass the school year, you're forced by your math teacher to get tutored by kyle broflovski-the smartest kid in your class? ✩✩✩ 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒: a female reader, aged up characters, alternate high school universe, very ooc south park lol, swearing, mentions of drugs/alc, suggestive content. cover photo art credits to: @bloodybunny_3 on pinterest!

Kyle Broflovski's bloodline has cursed him to life as a vampire, a secret he's kept his whole life until he falls for you. 🥀 He's faced with the task of defending himself from Cartman's vampire slaying agenda and getting his band a gig that isn't totally lame all while navigating through the trials of daily life as a Jewish vampire, an Estrie.🧛🏻 All characters are 18+ (Except for Ike) TW‼️ Blood

you would classify yourself as an observer. you preferred to keep to yourself and mind her own business, which wasn't hard in your large school in california. but when your mom suddenly gets sick, you're forced to move to a small mountain town, and quickly become the center of everyone's attention. but there's really only one person's attention you care about.

Despite having almost inseparable families, you and Kyle couldn't hate each other anymore. The second you saw him you had your claws out and we would be ready to hold a knife to your throat, like wolves you devoured each other until a bump in the road sent you tumbling into a new dynamic. CW: Drinking, mentions of smoking and drugs,

book 2 :) i'll add a description later.

Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!