Hello.My name is Lemony Snicket and my duty is to report the sad story of the Baudelaire orphans.But, I beg you,just let this book in the street until someone else gets it to the trash.But,if you are eager for a story with a girl who has a tragical fate,a boy desperate to live,a baby with truth that hurts,a smart girl with a diary ,a boy with a broken past and a blonde who punches people and NOT a happy ending,you are welcome to read. P.S.They will time travel P.P.S.Credit to Daniel Handler

"You know, if you have to hide a secret headquarters, it's a beautiful place to do it." You remarked. "It's a lovely view." But you noticed Quigley wasn't looking at the mountains when he replied, "Very lovely indeed." _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Sorry for the extremely cheesy excerpt from the book, but it's the only half-decent quote. This story starts in the second season (The Austere Academy Pt. 1) and ends with the beginning of the third season (The Slippery Slope Pt. 2).

Dunclet, Kladora, and Figley! Trying my hand at making some one shots. Any number of characters are able to be included. Uses details from both the books and the tv show. Rated T for swearing, and occasional adult humor. If you see a one shot with this marker "Universe*" that means it is canon to How It Should Have Been and The Daring Rescue Mission, both of which are part of my universe. If a one shot does NOT have the marker, then it is a STAND ALONE story. *Disclaimer: I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. This is merely a fanfic.*

A Klaus Baudelaire x Reader Fanfic! The book you are about to read is extremely unpleasant. If you wish to read a book about a happy little elf, I'm sure there is still plenty of seating in library. However, if you like stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans, suspicious fires, carnivorous leeches, Italian food and secret organizations, then stay as I retrace each and every one of the Baudelaire and L/n children's woeful steps.