Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

Alastor woke up in a room full of rubber ducks. As he tried to sit, the room started to spin. He looked around and saw clothes and whiskey bottles strewn across the floor. Alastor looked down and saw a pale face with red circles on the corner of his mouth. Lucifer woke up, groaning. "Fuck, what happened?" He got out of bed and popped some happy pills in his mouth. He scanned the room and found a note. Lucifer went up to it and picked it up. This all happened last Friday night One drink led to another, which resulted in this fanfic

SEQUEL TO PLEASURE TO BE MEETING YOU!!! "Lu... of course i can... i love you, more than i have ever loved anyone... i-i dont understand where this is coming from... hell you built me my damn studio-" "I know! But that was different! I thought you were doing right and saving people but fuck al...Youre playing god in the most horrific way possible... i-i see if differently now that I've experienced it first hand and i-... i dont understand....Maybe i was just so desperate to find my soulmate and be happy with him that maybe i was blinded and delusional and just ignored what you do but now its haunting me...." "Lucifer.... I love you..." "Im not so sure that you do...im not sure you can..."