EPIC!Hermes x Freshwater Nymph!Reader Hermes wonders how his newly carved statue got stolen and who the culprit was. when he goes to investigate, he's surprised by what he finds but is equally endeared. (this may or may not remain a oneshot, i don't know yet)

EPIC: Silly Saga!!! This will include: - Random posts - Groupchat Kaos - Priv messages (cuz I like violating dem) AND MORE!!!! (Art is not mine! EPIC: The Musical is not mine! OG music is by Jorge Rivera-Herrans)

I'm bored so I'm making a club for the peeps who jus need a place to be chaotic lil gremlins. Feel free to talk abt fandoms and stuff!!!

-:-|{𝓞𝓹𝓮𝓷 𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓼 }|-:- / A ({𝓟𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝔁 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻}) |{𝕰𝖕𝖎𝖈: 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑}| Fanfic cos I'm obsessed!! ╰┈➤ ❝ 𝕲reet the world with open arms! ❞ Polites, a certain over optimistic crew-mate of yours exclaimed, pulling you in a warm and tight embrace. Heat crept up your neck and settled on your cheeks as you blushed. You didn't dare pull away, for some odd reason. "Catch up, we have food to hunt." Odysseus, your captain said flatly, a bit annoyed by Polites' clingy behavior with you, which he thought was distracting you from your navigation tasks. --- ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ╰┈➤ You are the navigation officer of the six-hundred men that were brought to war, embark on a treacherous and arduous journey with Odysseus of Ithaca. His third-in-command, Polites, seems to be shifting a bit closer to you by each day. Monsters and divine interventions are a never ending nuisance, especially since Hermes has taken a liking to bothering Odysseus, which means bothering his closest friends too. (EPIC: The Musical is not mine! This is merely a fanfiction that I made to comfort myself of Polites the Pancake's death. If you want to listen to the original concept album where this came from, check out Jorge Rivera-Herrans on Spotify or Apple Music! It's amazing, trust.)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑 ━ ❝A blade does not ask what lies between your legs before it cuts down another.❞ ✿✼::ﾟ:༅⭑ 2ɴᴅ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴘᴏᴠ | ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ-ɪɴꜱᴇʀᴛ⭑༅:ﾟ::✼✿ 𝙰𝙲𝚃 1: events of 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒌 𝑴𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒔 and 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑰𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒅 𝙰𝙲𝚃 2: events of 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 and 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑶𝒅𝒚𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒚 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 you are taken from a faraway land and brought to serve a young Penelope-only to end up forging an unbreakable bond through pain and resilience. Now, years later, as the War of Troy looms over Ithaca, you stand beside her as her Second-in-Command to rewrite the legends. Will you rise to meet destiny when it calls? 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃: [~] 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃: December 25, 2024 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃:

Born of sunfire and sea breeze, she is the youngest daughter of Helios, the mighty Sun Titan, and a nymph of Circe's enchanted isle - a lesser goddess, even among the lesser. Unlike her famed sister, she bears no taste for power nor spells of cruelty. Instead, she is a gentle soul, known only to the quiet glades and forgotten corners of the island where she tends to creatures both cursed and kind. But fate, as the gods often weave it, is never merciful to the soft-hearted. When Odysseus, weary from his endless voyage, lands upon their shores and finds his men turned to swine by Circe's hand, a cruel bargain is struck. To save his crew, Odysseus must deliver what Circe has long desired - her own sister, the one treasure she could never tame. Torn from the only home she has known, the nymph is thrust into a world of men and gods. It is on this journey that Hermes, the divine messenger, swift and silver-tongued, crosses her path. What begins as chance soon entangles them both - the god who runs from attachments and the girl no one ever truly saw - bound together in a tale of destiny, sacrifice, and the quiet, enduring power of a kind heart in a world ruled by gods.

Born without life, yet spared by divine will - a god took interest and breathed existence into her. But the life she carries is not her own; it still belongs to the heavens.

The youngest and only daughter of Odysseus, she caught the eye of the great Sun God, Apollo. Only an infant when her father left for the Trojan War, she remained in Ithaca with her mother and brother, anxiously awaiting his return. While her brother received the blessing of Athena, Goddess of Wisdom and War, she was not only blessed by Apollo, God of the Sun, Light, Healing, and Archery-she also won his love.

If epic the musical took place on social media and if Odysseus could talk to his wife • UPDATE! • OMG GUYS, thank you for ALL your support on this book! As of April, 2025, I have changed the cover. I hope you like it! It used to be Circe, but I have changed it. I have put some of the Aesthetic Circe has, as well as a quote from the book. I couldn't leave the Circe behind! Thank you sooo much, Winions! <3 • Crystal • - 🐷 |🗡️| 🍷|⚱️|☀️|📖 -