I saw me recently about people going to certain businesses and pretending like they were injured and stuff and I think it was a comedian but it's based off of that

Grian knew a lot of things. He knew how to cook for a crew of 60 people. He knew how to clean and scrub the deck until his arms went numb. He knew how to avoid being the crew's punching bag for the night. He knew when to shut up and do what he was told. But most importantly - he knew not to hope. Because hoping hurts. So when a battle ends and an unfamiliar man steps into the kitchen, grinning at him like he's not just another piece of plunder, Grian doesn't know how to react. And when he's led onto the deck to meet the pirate captain - the man who now holds his fate in his hands - he braces himself for another cage. Instead, he's met with curiosity. Freedom. A handshake, instead of shackles. And, for the first time in years, a dangerous flicker of something he told himself he'd never feel again. Hope. or; A captured avian, a pirate crew, and a freedom he never dared to hope for (crossposted with permission from ao3)

Grian angst! Grian has been acting a lot weirder after the Hermits and a few others have a beach trip. TOP TITLES #1 in Grian #2 in Xisuma 5/22/25 #1 in Xisuma 5/27/25 #1 in Keralis 5/27/25 #1 in Skizz 5/29/25

after moving into 1980s home the realtor had described that it was abandoned more so that they couldn't get a hold of the owner making it abandoned it was beautiful a greenhouse so many rooms little did he know that two very tired and hungry lessons and have been the home as well. also little did he know he was moving into a community full of interesting and unique creatures

I guess this is scarian oneshots, maybe some other shots? I don't ship the actual people just the minecraft player personas. Okay maybe hermitcraft onehots....and some empires I'm not good at that lol but sure 200 ☆ 17/5/2025 275 ☆ 29/5/2025 300 ☆ 11/6/2025 400 ☆ 29/6/2025 500 ☆ 14/9/2025 5k views 1/6/2025 6k views 22/6/2025 7k views 13/7/2025 8k views 11/8/2025 9k views 25/8/2025 10k views 28/9/2025 11k views 13/11/2025 12k views 29/12/2025 1k Comments 3/6/2025 1.5k Comments 29/6/2025 2k Comments 16/8/2025