"You make me so fucking livid! I hate you! You walk up to me with your ugly piercings and greasy hair and nasty clothes... do you even care about your reputation?" "Just shut up and kiss me. You're less annoying when you're not talking." Tyler Joseph's only goal in high school was to become student body president. After all, his only goal in life was to become President of the United States and the first step to getting there was being elected student body president of his puny public high school that he didn't even want to be at. Everything after that would be a breeze. His next five years were planned out and everything would go according to those plans as long as nobody fucked it up for him. Josh Dun was only in high school to graduate, but that didn't mean he wasn't going to try and have fun while he was there. From skateboarding in the halls to vandalizing teacher bathrooms to receiving (and giving) head in the various janitor's closets. And the one thing he thought was the most fun? Getting on star student Tyler Joseph's nerves... ©nicosniners

In 2015, during the Blurryface era, Tyler and Josh hit the road for their biggest tour yet. Tyler's bold, confident front hides something darker, while Josh keeps things steady-until life on tour stirs up new feelings neither of them expected.

there's no way he can keep this a secret. he knows himself too well. it's a much better idea to tell him sooner rather than later, but fuck, how do you tell your best friend that you just got off to a video of them getting rammed from behind? his finger hovers over the call button of tyler's contact, a lump in his throat. does he really have to tell him he got off to it? he could just say he found it and called him right away. * in which josh accidentally finds tyler's pornos and takes it as the perfect opportunity to ask him to be friends with benefits.

"Why in the world do you have a babysitter? You're a teenager." "I have zero idea but my mother is paying you to watch me do my homework so you might as well just deal with it." ©nicosniners