If you want a story with a lot of Irish slang, a confusing era setting, sex jokes, bitchy girls, a hella gay main character and lots of swearing, then this ones for you! Follow the life of Shaughnessy Claire, a girl with a backwards name, living in a town of exactly twelve people, somewhere in Ireland quite some time ago. Despite the odds, a cast of strange and quirky characters inhabit the area. Kate O'Hara, the town mega bitch, wants Shaugnessy dead. Brian Burren is being a bore, as usual, and is the heart of all things mundane. The neighbourhood herpes hounds are lurking at every corner. G'won, see what ya tink.