I make x reader oneshots of objects. requests are CLOSED. i am beginner writer. like said in title, slow updates. UPDATE - 7/16/24 : This book is now discontinued. 6/19/23 - #1 in battlefordreamisland 9/29/23 - #2 in objectshow 6/8/24 - #1 in objectshow

oh LORD dude. I wrote this when I was 11 guys, please don't take this seriously. I have such a strong disdain for this fanfic, WHY ON EARTH did it blow up. (As of November 5th, 2024) ⚠️THIS WILL BE CRINGE⚠️ The characters in this story are STILL they're object forms. None of the characters here are humanized. Inanimate Insanity belongs to AnimationEpic / Adam Katz ALSO: this story has fruity piss colored objects falling in love. Read at your own risk. INCLUDES SOME. I say SOME: Lime or Lemon. There will.. probably be more. Nvm. Beware chapter 10. That part has SMUT. (BOOK 1 OF COMEDY GOLD! THE SEQUEL COMING OUT JUNE 13!)

bunch of incorrect quotes for different pairings of characters yay warning- hella ships, swearing, suggestive stuff, and lots of cringe and crack