Have you ever wondered how the ninja would be doing in Quarintine? Well you came to the right book! For starters there will be no bad words... Kai in the background: WHO THE F*** TOOK MY F***ING HAIR GEL?! Jay: DON'T F***ING SWEAR YOU F***ING PEACE OF S***! IT'S A SIGN OF WEAK VERBAL SKILLS! Kai: SHUT THE F*** UP B****! ... This also a parody so the jokes will absolutely make sense.... Kai: A bird can't be your brother. ________ Morro: Stay away from me! I don't want to get the carona! Nya: You're a ghost. You don't have to worry about the virus. Morro: Yes I do! It has spread to the other ghosts! And some are even dying! ________ Jay: The cat is only Nya's sister. Kai: And Nya is my sister. So the cat is also my sister. Jay: No the cat is only Nya's sister. Kai: How the f*** does that make sense? ... and my kid ninja obsession TOTALLY doesn't make it's way into this book.... Little Lloyd and little Morro: Are we a joke to you? ... Ok that's enough of my rambling but anyway enjoy the book! I don't own ninjago or the charecters. Cover made by @the_quiet_jade

Different ninjago memes that will make you love Ninjago more than you already do!

Yee idk

Ayee, Lmk incorrect quotes (It'll mostly be The traffic light trio + Bai He)

give me publicity... STAT !!!!!

yeah this is from lotusfire AU (also i will say when complete i just gotta put complete)

What happens when Master Wu brings home a lethal lightning chicken and places it in the midst of six fully-trained, battle-hardened, (usually!) busy ninja? You get all sorts of outrageous shenanigans and hilarious incidents, like these! Enjoy! Updates aren't as slow as I feared, I'll do my best! Note: Please, no swearing in the comments. Thank you!

Alright you sleep deprived Ninja Nerds you know the drill

[ALSO ON QUOTEV] More incorrect quotes! I do not own Ninjago or most of these quotes, very few of these are made up and I'm still too lazy to tell you which so just use all of them if you want. I only write using female pronouns I'm so sorry if you don't use those. Some of these quotes ship people like LloydxReader and others Please enjoy these incorrect quotes!

[ALSO ON QUOTEV] More incorrect quotes! I do not own Ninjago or most of these quotes, very few of these are made up and I'm still too lazy to tell you which so just use all of them if you want. I only write using female pronouns I'm so sorry if you don't use those. Some of these quotes ship people like LloydxReader and others Please enjoy these incorrect quotes!