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My Life as a Teenage Superhero by ninadetroit
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Leon is the son of two world famous superheroes but all he wants is to be normal. Sapphire is the only superhuman ever to exist in her entire family history and all she wants is to be accepted for who she is. As a friendship blooms between these two unlikely teenagers can it be enough to save the world from a terrifying darkness that is slowly coming their way, or will the world descend into chaos once more? Most Impressive Ranking: #6 on Romance Hot List
Supernatural by thewinnster
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"Just because we win the war doesn't mean we don't lose everything in the process." - Joey Magnom --------- Practically everyone dreams of having superpowers. Lift a building, breathe underwater, fly. But at such a cost? Morgan would very happily shove it back to wherever it came from. In a close future, certain children and teenagers suddenly begin to exhibit their own unique superpowers. In order to contain them, keep the secret, and abuse these young adults' power for their own advantage, the government hunted them down and opened camps to train and brainwash these 'supernaturals' in cruel ways. It didn't matter if the child was five or eighteen; they'd take them and give them the same horrible treatment. Morgan was hunted and taken. Rylie was not. Morgan Carter was put in the camps and wasn't able to come out the same way she came in. She became their pet telekinetic/assassin, ready to kill and torture without hesitation and knew how to. She forgot her old life, including her name. Rylie Garner paraded as Light Glider around his city-their own personal superhero-escaping being caught with the help of his friends while trying to find his little supernatural sister, who was taken. But then, their stories began to intertwine. --------- Completed/Being Rewritten
Lightning Girl by mari_bakari
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Iris had always been moving around the country and she was excited to find out that she was finally going to stay in one place for more then a year. She goes to Bay City High and meets Ryan, Spyder, and Harris. Soon she finds our their secret and decides to help them out and she never mentions that she had a secret of her own. She had lightning powers.
Nothing Super [COMPLETED] by joymoment
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"I LOVED IT" - Clumsy_weirdo_353 "So your sister likes to get drunk and beat up guys twice her size," Taylor said, her eyes closed. "Yup." A beat. "So you can teleport." "Yup." Another slice of silence. "So you really can fight," she said. "Yup." A single heartbeat. "So you can teleport." "Yup." "Cool. Cool, cool, cool." Taylor squinted at him, his outward calm mystifying. "You're taking this a lot better than I imagined," she said. He shrugged, but like a bomb, he exploded. "Holy- You can teleport!" Taylor nodded once with the inevitable. "Yeah, that was more like what I was expecting." Taylor's life has been thrown into tailspin. Since discovering she could teleport six months ago she's been trying to juggle being a high school student by day, and a vigilante by night with failing results. Unable to stay awake in classes from her late nights, her grades are dropping fast, and to top it off her exhaustion has she left friendless. When saving late night employees from a burning building puts Taylor in the path of a dangerous criminal, she ends up in an altercation that forces her to realize she needs help. Help comes from two unlikely people: Clint and Dominic who bring their own complications. As the problems keep building, Taylor is quickly learning that having an ability doesn't mean she knows how to protect the city, let alone herself. "It was amazing!!! And really realistic for a superhero book, you even found an explanation for why she has her powers. It also shows that even though she has powers she still is human" - gui_iris "OMG I LOVE THIS BOOK WITH ALL MY HEART" - _cooloreo_ "I laughed, I cried, I screamed out in frustration, but that's what makes this book so amazing, along with the amazing character growth and plot twists that still got me reeling to this day 😂" - Theaxbank "This is a delightful action packed read that'll keep you at the edge of your seat. Would recommend." Miathesmall
Living in the Shadows by Bluepants53
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****IN EDITING**** Liza was used to living in the shadows. By day she works in the cafe on the corner of 6th and Main Street. But by night, she lays in her room singing songs that no one will ever hear as tears stain her pillows. 20 years ago, her father was the most beloved Superhero, Sunburst, but age has taken its toll on him and his gone into hiding as and every day joe. Too many nights at the bar have left him in an vengeful trance, and he take his anger out on the only person left with him. Liza. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- He just wants to run and never look back. Confusion had turned his heart cold as he figures out the he was never a hero. He just wanted the attention, but a conscience got the best of him and he retreated into hiding. Now the only thing he wants to do is tell that mysterious girl he met years ago that she was right. That he wasn't a hero. So everyday he sits in a cafe, trying to work up courage to say hello the the girl who serves him coffee every day. And every night he watches, wondering if he should save that same girl who spends her night collecting bruises. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Liza actually gets the guts to get up and run, she finally finds her chance to escape. But do you really escape when your father is the most powerful Super on planet earth? She will never be able to hide from him. Not unless another hero can save her... ________________________________________________ *Note each story contains lyrics to Beatle songs
Susceptible by middie23
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Being the girlfriend of the city's favorite superhero wasn't as always as glamorous as the label sounded. It came with stress, loneliness, keeping secrets, and knowing that he might miss date night while saving someone's life. For Adriana, these issues weren't important as she fell in love with Midnight Hour, the city's number one super, long before he even had powers. With the arrival of a new villain in town though, she suddenly finds herself trapped with a whole different kind of super making her question everything she thought she had known about love, herself, and what it actually meant to be the bad guy.
 ₊ ⊹ ~𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑻𝒀 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳𝑺 𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝒀 𝑳𝑶𝑵𝑮 ₊ ⊹ ~ by hollly__daisy
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⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ Pretty Girls Don't Stay Long⋅˚₊‧ 𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⋅ She was too quiet to be good and too beautiful to be ignored. Rhyme Moreau arrives in France with silk gloves, secrets, and no intention of belonging. She's a girl raised in hotel rooms and half-whispers, with blue eyes that make people lie to themselves. The school is full of boys. The town is full of rules. And none of them know what to do with a girl like her. A soft tragedy dressed in powder pink, Pretty Girls Don't Stay Long is a story about girlhood, performance, and the dangerous kind of beauty-the kind that remembers everything, but never says a word. ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖ 𐙚 ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅- 𝒔𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒕𝒔, 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏, 𝑰𝒎 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆...
mean girls by sipthegreentea
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"Lauren will finish this last year of high school drama free if it's the last thing she does." AU where Camila is the queen bee and she's used to the school bowing at her feet until a new girl that refuses to play by the rules comes along. cover by the talented @Zzenitram
The Rules ||TwiceTeen FF by shaicerise_
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Four girls transferred to their new school; new environment and new faces. Everything went well, they thought. But not until the school bell rang, indicating for the classes to start. As they step on the corridors, they noticed something weird, unlike what happened most of the time in a typical school day.
Black girl problems by LethaboBaloyi
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any black woman from around the world can relate