Learn to be a Dere

So if your reading this you most likely know what a Dere Type is. And if you don't, chill. I will explain it!

Horrific

Check under the bed, in the closet, even behind the shower curtain. Is the bathroom light on? Turn it on. Make sure the doors and windows are closed and locked. We wouldn't want anyone [or anything] to disrupt your reading. Would we?