Dude as I was making this I saw there's only 20 Lifesteal smp books- AND THEY ALL ARE NEW AND LESS THAT 10 PARTS! so I'm adding on to that VERY small amount and adding a oneshots book! --- Warning! WILL contain ships! Read at your own risk! (Also it's mainly just BranzyPierce [SORRY NOT SORRY!]) (A/N as of Sep. 2025; if you're reading this, then it means that I've decided to let this work rest. For the old and the new, I'm still here, I'm just elsewhere, focused on other works. Have fun, and feel free to look down the 700 replies long thread in the comment section on that one chapter)

Clownzy ONESHOT because I need something new to write, and like QSMP Is all I write I gave myself the liberty to write one of my favorite ships. CLOWNZY! BASICALLY Clown gets the Mace and reunites with Branzy!! It's pretty small though. MATURE FOR: Violence and Maybe Strong Lenguage

Clownpierce, a former worker at the lifesteal cafe gets in a surprise all of the sudden when a mysterious and quiet user only going by branzy shows up in a chaotic but now peaceful life.. when vitalasy introduces the two, well what will happen next?

ClownPierce is known for being the the deadliest player on the Lifesteal SMP, making everyone fear him. He doesn't hesitate to kill anyone in his way who opposes him, except for one person, Branzy. The two soon become friends, and even become lovers, but their relationship comes with a cost. Branzy, being known for an easy target to gain hearts from, and Clown, being the deadliest player, causes multiple enemies to come after them. Will Clown and Branzy's relationship be able to survive, or will Clown's lust for hearts take over and turn him into a heartless killer once more? Story inspired by ThatLonelyBanana7 This story does ship Clownpierce and Branzy, but just their characters, not their real life selves! Might also include other ships. Cover was made by me! #1 in #clown as of 7/10/24

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 - Meetings of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘵 and 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘖𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. Lovers who stay intertwined even in the depths of their lives, meetings, SMPs, and most importantly, the ineffable realizations of their friends who realize they're in not only good terms: but friends with one of the most dangerous myths that roam MineCraft. 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘻𝘺𝘊𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦. 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 - Reddish Mythology on Ao3. ( 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 )

We are met with a quite, strange person who goes by the name of Branzy, and he's quite the character. His personality and looks consists of multiple things. And Branzy is what do we call the term? ah yes, a simp. For a very certain dueler named Clownpierce. quite a strange name, but he does live up to the title, well you see this duelist has also peaked interest into the fan. And this interest seem to affect the dueling community online, which causes.... Chaos! Drama! Conflict! Everything you would see online although 10x worse.. (@ClownPierce) #Purpleeyedguy #Whitehairedguy Show yourself. Replies(65,567) Likes(123,753) (@Shacky) @BranzyCraft OH SHIII-- BRANZY MAN (@Beverlylove) BRANZY THE ONLY WHITE HAIRED PERSON THAT EXISTS who is 21 (@BranzyTweets) I can't believe it ends like this (@Clownpierce) What do you mean? Its just starting. (@Jesterpenetrate) This is quite entertaining. . . . "This is why I love you so much..." "Not in..pu-.." ..... "..I love you too Branzy.." ---------------------------------------------------------- _________________________________________ Also credits to: @IWantToRemainASecret On AO3 this story was heavily inspired from their fanfic called #PurpledEyeGuy. Definitely recommend reading it art cover is mine :)

Practice book #1 !! If any issues on my writing, please comment the area on which I wrote in: wrong grammar, spelling errors, or even confusing scenarios. English is also not my first language so please tell me these issues and thank you in advance !! And also, if they had stated they don't want them to be shipped then I will un-publish this story!

Clownzy Fanart For Multiple Fanfics, Or My Own Motivation.

This book is a dump for all of the first Fanfics for Lifesteal I've made! (No hate please, I'm still new to this.)

i am cringe but at least I'm still writing !! IF CLOWN AND BRANZY AREN'T COMFORTABLE BEING SHIPPED I WILL TAKE THIS DOWN !! Branzy had a new neighbor that just moved today,Branzy meets a person named Clown Peirce. Branzy was a famous but not famous person in school,clown ends up unrolling to Branzy's highschool. He slowly falls for clown and... Highest rankings : 5/8/23 #branzy = top 2 (6/3/23) #lifestealsmp = top 1 #rekrap = top 2 #ashwagg = top 2 #iwillalwaysloveyou = top 3 New: #parrot = top 8 #clownzy = top 5 #iambored = top 4