Chi Qian, after failing to survive in the shallow pond, returns to the real world and finds herself as the villainous fake rich girl in a novel! The plot has moved to the point where the real rich girl returns, and she is about to be kicked out of her home. Breaking off the engagement, being blackened online, and a terrible fate await her. Chi Qian kicks over this damn script and decides she's done with it! Rather than being wronged herself, she chooses to ruin others instead! Participating in a survival variety show, while others are trying to survive, she focuses on eating melons and lying flat, with cola mixed with goji berries in her thermos. The newly popular influencer giving sage advice: 'Hard work can lead to change.'

A 20 year old girl suddenly died from an accident and reincarnated as a villain in a novel story?! What's this?! What happened? She was dumbfounded when she suddenly wake up in a whole other dimension. "Your majesty, it's time for your bath." A lady in a maid outfit said, bowing her head. "Wait! Where am I?! Is this heaven?!" She shouted in panic " I don't know what you mean your majesty, but if you're asking who you are... You are queen Alarice , the queen regnant of Philleon Empire." She said with utmost courtesy Alarice ???? Philleon Empire? Wait. Isn't that the novel I was reading while walking and the reason why I got hit by the truck?! What's going on here??

Transmigrated into a trash body of general's daughter as female lead? Peh! Too mainstream! Transmigrated to be a villainess? Common! What about transmigrating and ending up as cannon fodder? Have read it before! From that many options to transmigrate how could she, Tsuki Qinn a very ordinary English department college student, suddenly wake up in the crippled body of the female lead's ex-maidservant?! Heaven, this is too unfair! In this world where only the strong are respected, she can't cultivate? No problem! Dozens of high-rank spiritual beasts fight over protecting her! Beast Tamers are rare? Hmph! The beast language is her hometown language! Can't be an alchemist or array master? Who cares? She could just become a translator! Without a translator, all those rare jobs wouldn't even exist! Watch how she rules over the world without having a single bit of cultivation energy in her body! But, can someone please tell her how she suddenly became the Dragon Prince's wife? Momma, she wanna cry!!! [Warning: Smut scene in chapters 7-9!! If you don't want to read it, just skip those chapters.]

The description of the story could be found in the first chapter titled PLEASE READ. This is due to what previously happened to my account. Thank you for understanding.

I used to save lives. Now, apparently, I ruin them. In the 21st century, I was Dr. Viera Kalin - a top-tier surgeon known for her precision, caffeine addiction, and complete inability to maintain a social life. My only escape from endless night shifts? Reading "The Saint's Blessing" - a fantasy manga about a kind-hearted heroine, her divine healing powers, and her cold but loyal war hero fiancé. Then one night, I fell asleep mid-chapter... and woke up inside the story. As Lady Viera Kallistrate - the villainess. The jealous noblewoman doomed to lose her title, her love, and her head for obsessing over the male lead, General Ronan Valeis. Well, not this time. I might have her name and her face, but I'm rewriting her fate. Step 1: Cancel the engagement before the plot begins. Step 2: Keep my divine healing powers very secret. Step 3: Avoid the dangerously attractive general like he's a medical hazard. Simple, right? Except Ronan's returned early from war - bloodstained, breathtaking, and very confused by my sudden change of heart. Instead of relief, his reaction is... curiosity. Now he's following me around like a lovesick knight, showing up to my clinic with "injuries" that definitely don't require treatment, and saying things like- "If you truly wish to end this engagement, my lady... why does it hurt to let you go?" I was supposed to survive quietly. But when the villainess refuses to play her part... the story itself might just fall in love with her.

She was just a tired grade school teacher in the modern world- unappreciated, overworked, and denied her promotion year after year. Her only escape was her favorite otome game... until a tragic accident with a banana peel ended her life. When she opened her eyes again, she wasn't in her small apartment anymore. She was in a luxurious mansion. In a child's body. The villainess of her favorite game. Born as the real daughter of a Marquis, she knew how her story was supposed to end: starvation, betrayal, poison, and death. Her stepmother and stepsister would steal everything from her, and her own father would let her die without a tear. But this time, she refuses to play the role of a doomed villainess. Armed with memories from her past life, loyal brothers at her side, and a sharp tongue sharpened by years of teaching, she'll rewrite fate itself. Yet the world of nobility is more dangerous than she imagined- scheming crown princes, false heroines, poisonous stepmothers, and a cold northern Duke whispered to be a beast. But what if the "beast" turns out to be the one man who sees her for who she truly is?

Novel Title : 我在虐文里摆烂吃瓜 Author: 君汐若 Ji Jingye's face remained expressionless: ... Do they still remember what their task is? Reading guide: 1. All melons and characters have no original counterpart. Any similarities are purely made up. Please do not substitute them. 2. The novel world has no logic, please remember to put away your brain when reading (dog head) 3. The variety show in chapters 44-47 involves lily melons, which is described but not considered as a side CP. There is no follow-up after the variety show, so if you are not interested, you can skip it directly~ One sentence summary: Damn it, the villain actually eavesdropped on us eating melon!