Chuuya Nakahara got into an argument with his partner, Osamu Dazai. Now, he's riding his motorbike through Yokohama as a way to cool off. But when he swerves off of the road to avoid hitting two pedestrians and gets knocked out, he wakes up to see two Pro heroes in his hospital room. Chuuya then has to attend a prestigious school despite hardly being able to read, figure out how to get back to the Port Mafia, to apologise to Dazai, and why this old hobo wants to adopt him so badly. Basically me giving Chuuya a "normal" teen experience, and Dazai suffers for later angst <3 cross posted on ao3 on the user aoibb :3 - but it is on private to avoid access of ai and bots