BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

After the Second Wizarding War, Hogwarts reopens its doors, offering students a chance to rebuild their lives-and themselves. Hermione Granger, determined to finish her education, finds herself reluctantly partnered with Draco Malfoy for a year-long potions project. Forced to confront their prejudices and the scars of the past, the two navigate a fragile truce. As secrets are unveiled and walls begin to crumble, Hermione discovers there's more to Draco than his Slytherin arrogance, and Draco learns that redemption may be possible-even for him. In the shadow of a war-torn castle, an unexpected bond brews, challenging everything they thought they knew about themselves and each other. Will their growing connection be enough to overcome the past, or will the ghosts of their mistakes keep them apart? "Brewing Redemption" is a heartfelt story of forgiveness, resilience, and a love that defies all odds. ********* Smut warning.

She's the new Hufflepuff princess. He's the ruthless Slytherin prince. When Angelina Sinclair transfers from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic to Hogwarts for her final year, she expects a quiet fresh start-new classes, new friends, nothing more. What she doesn't expect is the unsettling gaze of Draco Malfoy. He's insufferable, arrogant and impossible to ignore. Yet every glare, sparks something they can't name. The closer their worlds collide, the harder it becomes to tell where hatred ends and something far more dangerous begins. Enemies to lovers. The story gets better every chapter... Crazy plots