Seven minutes. That's all it was supposed to be. But seven stupid minutes turned into a dirty secret. And a dirty secret became a pattern. A pattern that tasted like cheap beer and cigarettes and a kind of heat she couldn't shake off no matter how hard she tried. ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ Regina George, Rodrick Heffley Mean Girls / Diary of a Wimpy Kid AU

what happens when Regina George is best friends with Rodrick Heffley. and what also happens when they develop a crush on each other

I'm just going to be direct. Pretty Popular (Regina George) Weird Punk Popular (Rodrick Heffley) Sneak in? Yes. Band concert? Yes. Angry Kiss? Yes. Secrecy? Yes. Drama? Yes. Explicit content? Yes. Disclaimer: This is a COLLEGE AU (Matured Themes). This is purely fictional, some are inspired from their movies, but this is a standalone. I tweaked their personalities a bit to fit more " what college students could be like. And I made the Book Cover. Have fun guys! Trope: ENEMIES TO LOVERS // SLOWBURN // FORBIDDEN

"Rodrick, why is your name tatted on my ass?!" "..." "Rodrick!" "...which cheek?"