Just a bunch of incorrect quotes featuring some of the most beloved characters from Hazbin Hotel. This is just something easy and fun :) Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this work. All rights are to the creator of the show, Vivienne Medrano, aka VivziePop. The images used in this work are frames from the pilot and show. Some of the following ships may appear/be hinted at in every other chapter: 🖤Huskerdust💖 ❤️Chaggie💜 🍒Cherrisnake🐍 🧪Baxty🔪 🎸Guitarspear🪽 📻Radioapple🍎 (mostly QPR/friendly rivalry) 📻One-sided Radiostatic📺 (basically Vox being a simp) 📺 VoxVal 💞 If you don't agree with any of them, I highly recommend not reading this to avoid discomfort. Thank you!

HUMAN RADIOROSE AU! When born in the 1920's as a mixed creole with money, you are either hated, or no one gives a shit. In Alastor's case, it's hanging more on the hate side. The broadcaster expects to live his life serving the residence of New Orleans what they deserve, alone and unloved. Well, until he quite literally bumps into a white seamstress. Rosie is tired of love, she doesn't want to see it for another decade. Fake love, that is. But... what about real love? Romantic RadioRose! Because yes. Enjoy guys!