Great joke book

Now don't let the title of my story mislead you... This is definitely NOT one of those typical, predictable romance novels that showcases two star-crossed lovers that are forbidden to see each other yet do so anyway. This is a different story... My story. Meet Dana Lock, a girl who thinks she has her whole life planned out perfectly and so far has succeeded in making sure of it, but the truth is she still doesn't know everything she thinks she does. Dana is an over achiever in every way, she has lots of friends, gets excellent grades and always knows everything before the rest of the crowd, but this is suddenly about to change... Dana's life is going to take a turn for the worst when she discovers a secret that will most certainly break her down in more ways than one...

this is a BVB fan fiction. "I'm loving watching you all the time day dreamer" says Anna kissing me from behind. "I wish you know that you stolen my heart from day one stealer" Andy says with a sexy voice. his voice hoarse as he breathed heavily. Next thing I knew it we climaxed.

Some opposites attract; some rip each others clothes off. Stormy-Rain and Marcus are polar opposites: she's a free-spirited, Tarot card reading, rainbow-haired hippie; he wears a suit and tie, and over-shines his already too-shiny shoes. She believes in ancient aliens, crystal healing and auras; he's governed by law and logic, and doesn't believe in Fate. But Fate believes in them...So what happens when their worlds collide and disaster strikes? When they're thrown together under strange circumstances and embark on an epic road trip to catch a plane to a wedding a long way from home? The clock is ticking...and they are seriously ticking each other off. But they're about to discover just how thin the line is between love and hate.