The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

Welcome to the Mary-Sue Police's headquarters. Here, you can submit fanfictions or just stories in general that include a character that is a Mary-Sue.

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

COVER DONE BY FOREVERLARK ....THIS IS NOT MY OPINION Just some things you might not want to say around a fan girl.

Is Death annoying you? Constantly turning up and whining for you to join him in Hell? Want to get him off your back? Well, here's the solution! This book will give you five handy tips on how to cheat Death. Now you can finally do things without being bothered all the time by him, the irritating thing!

One fateful day, (Y/N) loses their Diet Mountain Dew within the corridors and endless classrooms of Ouran High School; and so begins the amusing story of (Y/N) and Kyoya Ootori. [A collection of one shots with intense continuation between them.]

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

What if...the Once Upon a Time characters had Instagram accounts...? please :) don't :) skip :) chapters :) and :) wonder :) why :) you're :) confused :))))) [SEQUEL IS UP] Highest Rank: like #143(ish) in #fanfiction a long time ago Also #1 in #outlawqueen CURRENTLY EDITING!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROOFREAD BEFORE I PUBLISH SO I'M GOING BACK AND FIXING ALL OF MY TYPOS. THE STORY WILL ESSENTIALLY STAY THE SAME WITH MAYBE A FEW MINOR TWEAKS, BUT NOTHING MAJOR. HAPPY (RE)READING :)

The characters from aot are forced to tell truths and undertake dares in this Attack on Titan fanfiction. Feel free to leave suggestions in the comments. By the way, I don't ship Eremika because for gods sake! They are practically family! But I do admit that Mikasa probably likes Eren. Characters -Riley (Darer) -Eren -Mikasa -Armin -Jean -Annie -Ymir -Krista -Sasha -Connie -Reiner -Bertholdt -Levi -Hanji -Maybe other characters I add in to help the dare

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.