"Yo Jeon Jungle Book"Taehyung called Jungkook flicking his fingers at him "Yes Kim Clumsy bish taehyung"Jungkook sarsced back mimicking taehyung's voice "Write down in your Dairy! In just a week you are gonna vacate this room and runaway in the middle of the night, because of the tort'ure I am gonna put you through"Taehyung said in a very pride sassy tone, flicking his fingers before Jungkook Jungkook just chuckled at his words and stepped closer standing face to face to Taehyung "Jeon will always show by actions and not spit words like you bish bish bishhhhh"Jungkook said only to get attacked by Taehyung's infamous hair flip "Jeon B'astard" "This is for you"Taehyung said walking away while showing a middle finger in the air ~~ 1 week later "please Jungkoo, please go and shoo that cockrach away,i am sorry for my bad behaviour, Please Go Jungkoo~~" Taehyung whined pushing at Jungkook's shoulder who is busily watching Wrestling game. not even giving a living fck about the bish who is scamming him with those innocent manipulative words for the nth time in the whole week. Taehyung stopped asking Jungkook and went to check if the cockroach is still there when he found out it is already gone,he strided towards the tv,turned off the switch and ran away in a snap of second, leaving Jungkook to just stared at the blank screen Jungkook chuckled blankly shaking his head and stepped towards the bathroom he turned off the bathroom lights and felt soooo relieved when he heard Taehyung's scream "a bish with a large mouth, but a scaredy pu'sy cat in everything" Jungkook mumbled to himself with a smirk "Jeon will always get revenge the next second,that Clumsy bish will not survivee~~"Jungkook said with a smug smile, flipping his imaginary long hair. ~~~~ "can we have sx Jungkoo?" Taehyung asked Jungkook's eyes widened at the words left past Taehyung's lips "huh?" ~~ Taekook TopKook Bottomtae Loveliesssssss Here We gooooo Ready Everyone??

Sassy and Pervert Taehyung and Jungkook didn't know each other nor see each other. They were arranged to be married by their parents. They are both single, so neither of them has a problem with that. The only problem is their attitude. "Do you accept Jeon Jungkook as your husband?" The priest asked. "I accept Jeon Fucking Jungkook to be my husband," Taehyung responded, rolling his eyes. "Do you accept Kim Taehyung as your husband?" The priest questioned Jungkook this time. "I accept Kim bullshit Taehyung as my husband," Jungkook smirked. Taehyung wanted to punch him but he just smiled at him. "You may now kiss your husband," The priest announced. Jungkook smirked, he harshly pulled Taehyung and kissed him. It was rough and Taehyung couldn't breathe. Jungkook bit his bottom lip, but Taehyung didn't allow him, so Jungkook's hand went on Taehyung's ass, then squeezed it, making Taehyung moan. Jungkook slipped his tongue and roamed Taehyung's wet cavern. Soon, Jungkook separated because Taehyung needed air. When he looked at Taehyung, he saw him panting heavily and still beautiful with swollen lips. "Pervert," Taehyung grumbled. "Sassy" Jungkook mocked him. They heard the priest clear his throat, they smiled at him, and went out of the church.... Cover credits: @silvergoldcommunity and @kpop_united, thank you for the cover!