my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

This story is about steamy sex with a potato. It took place in my imagination.

The adventures of a sexual lonely cabbage.

Uhm. My boyfriend is hot and emo Lolzor

A heart wrenching story of two lovers in a battle of making love. (Warning: Smut)

Sequel to "Kik | phan" since everyone wanted one! "Hello guys Jamie here! And this is my YouTube channel" Dan and Phil got married and adopted two beautiful children. At the age of 15 Jamie, their daughter decided to start her own YouTube channel. But soon started to receive hate for her parents being gay and other things. Dan and Phil don't realize it because they are so busy with their own career and raising their son , Dil, who has schizophrenia. How will Jamie be able handle it all alone? {COMPLETED} **NO SMUT** **TRIGGER WARNING**

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****

Trigger warning (YN) (LN), used to know a boy. Toby Rodgers, used to know a girl. Toby Rodgers, died in a house fire. (YN) (LN), went though an awful life experience and considered suicide multiple times. They found each other by chance. Watch as their story develops from one stage to another. This is a story like no other. (YN) is all he can remember.

Mark doesn't care who the person is. He'll take what he can get and kill them. Never giving mercy. On the other hand, Sean has never murdered an innocent pedestrian. Instead of taking their lives, he takes their valuables instead. Both love to steal. Both dislike one another. Well that's not particularly true. Mark has a cold heart. Not only Sean is warming that heart of steel but he's also 'stealing' it too.