Lucifer hates Alastor. Alastor hates Lucifer. This is QUITE obvious to everyone in the hotel. But Lucifer isn't exactly in the best state. The time for his wings to molt for the month had come around . . . and so had his heat cycles. The fact that they came around at the same time for him was a rare thing in angels, and a pain in Lucifer's ass. But when a certain radio demon offers him help with both of these problems, Lucifer finds himself developing feelings he hasn't felt in a LONG time. Alastor and Lucifer hook up, both thinking it would be a one time thing . . . until it happens again. One hookup leads to another, and at some point it leads Alastor and Lucifer to begin questioning just how much they hate each other . . . and just how much they might actually enjoy the other's presence. DISCLAIMER: art is by Goldsnek on Tumblr. NOT MY ART

Fiction for the Doe Lucifer Week While he hoped to spend eternity with her for better or for worse, Lucifer is betrayed by Lilith who curses him in the form of a demon doe. Now weakened and dethroned, the Fallen Angel sinks into Depression, waiting only for Death... until the day he meets Alastor, the Radio Demon!

A story in which Alastor, the radio demon, and Lucifer, the king of hell. Hate each other with all their might, but SOMETHING happens to make them fall for each other.... The story takes place three days after extermination, Alastor had gotten badly injured because of Adam. But everyone else seemed to be fine so he hid his pain and continued on. ALASTOR IS PANSEXUAL IN THIS. WHILE LUCIFER IS BISEXUAL. <3

After the war with adam, Alastor is in desperate need for angel blood, angel blood cures demons who have been injured by an angelic weapon, but it comes with a price... a deal with lucifer? In this fic, Alastor is Demisexual and contains sexual content. If you do not like this, then do not read. Do not attack me in the comments please and thank you

I just want an excuse to write smut with these two- DON'T JUDGE ME- Enjoy lovelies! ♡ DISCLAIMER: cover art is not mine! Credit to the true artist! I found this on Pinterest And full disclosure, YES. I AM AWARE that Alastor's asexual, but the defonition of asexual is LITTLE TO NO sexual attraction, so yes, some aces still fuck. :3

SILLI RADIOAPPLE ONESHOTS/SHORTSTORIES MY HORNY ASS THOUGHT OF (no smut. Alastor is asexual<3...but if you request it, I may make an acception..)

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, alastor experiences an unexpected rut, so to help him out, lucifer offers his services during his dire time of need.

𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙀𝙓𝙀𝙍𝘾𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙎 . . 𝙍𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙊𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙇𝙀 : ""𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚘 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗, 𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙. 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕, 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚕 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛'𝚜, 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚜. 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚍... 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜! "" Feedback is always appreciated! • 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐩 • 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 • 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓! • 𝐓𝐖: 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 , 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞 , 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 , 𝐞𝐭𝐜... (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬) 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧g

Guardian Angel Radioapple au! ****** Quick notes! This was all based off a c.ai chat. I heavily guided it, but all the hard work was done by AI. Cover art is by Notherpuppet This will include: Lucifer's fall (in a different, cooler way) A HUGE helluva boss reference (another show made by Vivziepop.) Radioapple (it's in the name, idiot.) Each chapter having a song that represents it! i cringe so bad reading this pls don't ;-; please do not read if you haven't watched hazbin hotel (it doesn't matter if you haven't seen Heliuva boss though, but it's better if you have because it references a episode)

Lucifer moves into the hotel only to find out there is one annoying-ass demon (that he despised deeply) residing there, this feeling is mutual until lucifer and alastor feel some tension, they decide to play a game on how to get the other most flustered as pay back, read to find out more.... The cover picture is not made by me btw, just thought it was cute af😊