Joe Biden and Donald Trump go from enemies to lovers. (IF YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT, PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS IN COURT, IT IS ALL A JOKE AND A COPING MECHANISM FOR HOW FUCKED OUR COUNTRY IS)

Warning: Explicit/Mature content. Nerd, check. Desperate, check. Horny as f*ck, double check. Somewhat obsessed with Prescilla Richards, the popular cheerleader who gets me hard with a single glare? Painful CHECK. Arnold Harris has gone through high school wearing the label of 'Nerd' ever since he can remember. He's never been bothered by it, at least not until she transferred in. Prescilla is hot, prissy, and popular within seconds--way out of his league... until his first ever party invite and a kinky game that paves the way to something he never could have imagined he'd possess. Sneak Peek inside The Nerd's Diary: Dear Diary, You know how today started. I was anxious, and worried as f*ck that the girl I want more than anything in the world just didn't feel the same. I couldn't have been more wrong...