Enemies with Benefits | They can't stand each other in daylight (she thinks he's a loser freak, he thinks she's an uptight princess). But in the dark? That's a different story. No feelings, no strings, absolutely NO ONE can know. It's the perfect arrangement. Until it isn't. ___ (illustration by elithequeenbee who was super kind enough to let me use her gorgeous fanart for the book cover)

Regina George has built her life around having perfect hair, a perfect reputation, and a perfect image. Rodrick Heffley has built his around garage bands, sarcasm, and not giving a damn. They're water and oil, and they were never supposed to mix. But an inter-school project forces them to work together. And when control meets chaos, something is bound to explode. Revenge turns into late-night calls, late-night calls turn into secrets, and secrets turn into sexual tension. After all, the line between love and hate isn't just thin...it's electric. ♤♤♤ cover is made by Kayahleanne on AO3 you can also find me and this story on AO3 under KnightlyConfessions

When Rodrick Heffley's friends dare him to date any girl at North Shore High, he doesn't expect them to pick her - Regina George, the untouchable queen bee. What starts as a stupid bet quickly turns into chaos, rumors, and maybe something dangerously close to feelings. Inspired by the Rodrick x Regina edits taking over Tiktok 😭 Expect chaos, banter, and some unexpected chemistry.

Regina George has a plan - make her ex jealous enough to come crawling back into her arms. All she needs is a fake boyfriend, someone bold (and dumb) enough to play along and not die trying. Introducing Rodrick Heffley: punk, chaotic, guyliner, and hopelessly into Regina. He'd do anything for her - and that's exactly what she needs. Playing pretend is easy. Stopping? Not so much.

IN WHICH... Rodrick Heffley gets sent away to start over, and accidentally falls for the one girl he should've stayed away from. Or.. IN WHICH... Regina George meets her match..and unfortunately, he's in a band. RODRICK X REGINA still working on aesthetics, title, etc so bear with me please I'm trying to get this out asap :) I do not own any characters in this story, Mean Girls, or Diary of a wimpy kid. And I also do not own this ship I'm not entirely sure who started it but all credit to them!

Regina George is queen bee, head of her sorority, and has the perfect relationship with her long term high school Frat bro boyfriend Aaron Samuels until they break up publicly and she has to get him back both for her love life and her campus reputation. Rodrick is a drummer who's band just got hired on to play the Frat tailgates of the season. A chance encounter with his high school crush leaves him concocting a plan for her to fake date him to make her ex jealous and so that he can finally get her out fo his system. But what happens when real feelings come into play? Regina x Rodrick / College AU / Fake dating

Rodrick and Regina are neighbors in the same dorm hall at the same university, and they get along just swimmingly. Naturally. 5 chapters.

the 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 and the 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤. it was 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 supposed to happen - but 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 of them can 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. it started as a 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫. it ended as something 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, and a whole lot of 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫.

Seven minutes. That's all it was supposed to be. But seven stupid minutes turned into a dirty secret. And a dirty secret became a pattern. A pattern that tasted like cheap beer and cigarettes and a kind of heat she couldn't shake off no matter how hard she tried. ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ Regina George, Rodrick Heffley Mean Girls / Diary of a Wimpy Kid AU