everything was fluffy and nothing hurt

: where two neighbours find themselves restless at the same time, 2:00 am.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Friend /frɛnd/ noun a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations. Book 1 of the English Love Affairs series [copyright @IrwinsLaughing - All Rights Reserved] thanks to brightscreen for the amazing cover! #950 In Fanfiction 24th July 2015 #956 In Fanfiction 25th July 2015 #791 In Fanfiction 7th August 2015

[Watty's 2015 Winner] one lie. one fake relationship. one million problems. © 2016 Virgo Rose Edwards. trailer made by @novemberdreamer

"welcome to detention. no talking, coughing, sneezing, giggling, weird sounds of any sort, listening to music, and most certainly, no sex on top of the desks."

"two years. i went to prison for two years. i come out to find my girlfriend is raising my baby with another man. i think i like prison better."

"cause you know I love the players, and you love the game" cover by @/selfconfessed :)