𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 wouldn't be caught dead being seen with rodrick heffley. 𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐇𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄𝐘 would die just to have regina george look his way. but when regina catches wind of janis ian's supposed crush on the boy, she can't help but toy with him a little simply to piss her off. only, she didn't anticipate falling in love in the process---or getting caught red-handed to see everything come crashing down. ━━━━ opposites attract / toxic love / he fell first, she fell harder

Rodrick Heffley transferred to North Shore High after getting expelled-again. His parents told him to keep a low profile if he wanted to keep playing with Löded Diper. That plan dies the second he sits at the wrong lunch table-Regina George's table.

Highest rank: #1 in #rodrick Rodrick x Regina George Regina is one year and a community service credit away from finishing her high school career as Queen Bee. Rodrick is a soon to be dropout with a van, a band, and a thing for hot blonde chicks . What happens when the two of them are forced to work together?

IN WHICH... Rodrick Heffley gets sent away to start over, and accidentally falls for the one girl he should've stayed away from. Or.. IN WHICH... Regina George meets her match..and unfortunately, he's in a band. RODRICK X REGINA still working on aesthetics, title, etc so bear with me please I'm trying to get this out asap :) I do not own any characters in this story, Mean Girls, or Diary of a wimpy kid. And I also do not own this ship I'm not entirely sure who started it but all credit to them!

"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.

Rodrick Heffley and Regina George, Seniors at North Shore High School. Sworn enemies find themselves in need of each other's help. How will this play out for the two of them?

regina george doesn't do heartbreak - she causes it. rodrick heffley doesn't do emotions - he mocks them. when a class project throws them together, their rivalry turns into something else: long nights, laughter, late drives, and an unexpected kind of love neither of them knows how to handle. but rodrick makes one mistake, and regina makes it worse. he breaks her trust. she breaks his heart. and once the words are out, they can't take them back.

After her humiliating downfall at the hands of Cady Heron, Regina George is determined to take back control of her life. Then Rodrick Heffley crashes into her world, loud, unapologetic and absolutely not her type. He's the drummer of a garage band and seems to take way too much pleasure in getting under her skin. But when Regina decides to make Aaron and Cady jealous, Rodrick turns out to be the perfect pawn. Only, fake dates have a funny way of turning into something real and Regina does not fall in love, especially not with someone like him.

When Regina George's latest scheme to make her ex jealous backfires, she sets her sights on Northshore's resident bad boy, Rodrick Heffley. He's loud, messy, and everything Aaron Samuels isn't, making him the perfect rebound. But as Regina tries to turn him into her next accessory, she doesn't expect her own reputation to fall apart. Or to fall for the person Rodrick was all along.