WOODSDERION
A Max Clawford Mystery By D D. Woods
Whisker City has never known peace-not with crime lords, cursed relics, mutant armies, and tyrants plotting chaos from the shadows. When the night howls for justice, three unlikely legends answer.
Max Clawford-the scarred tomcat detective with a revolver that never misses or runs out of ammo or nerves of steel.
Velvet Pussycat-the snow-white pantheress whose emerald eyes and enchanted daggers cut through foes like whispers in the dark.
Barktholomew Nibbles-the priestly husky whose cane conceals a sword, grenades lace his coat, and holy fury fuels his spells.
Together, they've survived ant legions in hidden jungles, underground laboratories brimming with horrors, dreamscapes crawling with the undead, and even Kim Jong Pig's acrobatic reign of terror. One night it's a cursed mine, the next it's a shrinking console pulling them into a microscopic warzone. And when they finally snatch a day off at the beach? Even the waves become battlegrounds of laughter and danger.
The Max Clawford Mysteries are loaded with blazing shootouts, knife-edge banter, bone-snapping brawls, explosions, sorcery, and comedy sharp enough to make villains choke before the bullets hit. It's a whirlwind of grit, wit, and over-the-top action-where every case feels like the last, and every victory just makes you wonder: