jokes, imagine, and tumblr posts about the one direction boys and their fandom •credit to whoever wrote these•

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

"I....I could always show you.." He told me Huh? "I could always teach you how." He repeated. "What?" I asked astonished he would even say that. "I could teach you how. I could show you how to be touched, how to touch others, even how to touch yourself" He said with seriousness in his voice. He's got to be joking. This has to be a prank. "But...I..." I was literally lost for words. "Think about it, I'm not just going to teach you how to have sex, I'm going to teach you how to be confident and comfortable with your body. Your sexy as hell but your always so unsure of yourself and you act like a shy little girl. Don't you want to be confidence and stand up for yourself? Don't you want to show everyone that inner goddess dying to come out?" "Yes" I mumbled. I was tired of being made fun of. I was tired of being a coward. "So you'll do it?" He asked with a smirk playing on his lips. Should I even do this? Isn't this wrong? Without even thinking I spoke. "Yes I'll let you teach me your ways" I admitted. "Call it, Private Sex Lessons" He smiled. What the actual fuck did I get myself into?

{Previously known as What Doesn't Kill Us} I, Louis Tomlinson, lost the love of my life to a lie. A lie made up by someone who had no reason to screw with my life, much less ruin it. Now, I'm broken hearted, watching the girl I'm still madly in love with develop a hate for me for something I never did. Something I would never do to anyone, or even think about it. But sometimes you just have to deal with it, because sometimes if you want something bad enough, you have to fight for it. [Falling Hard for Louis Tomlinson Sequel]

All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this was written by thirteen-year-old me, don't expect anything fantastic despite the amount of readers)

Ariel Valentine had it all. She had the looks, the friends and the grades. She may not have been the most popular girl in school but she was definitely well known. Everyone called her a troublemaker because she would cause everyone (mainly guys) trouble and grief. Why is that? Because she enjoys seeing guys get hurt. She has a painful past and doesn't want anyone to know her true intentions. When rumors start circling around that a new 'bad boy' is coming to school Ariel takes this as a whole new game. But little does she know that Louis will twist her world into something she never expected. What will happen when he tries things other boys didn't dare do? Will she fight back, or be to overwhelmed to do so?

(NOTE: This story was written about 2-3 years ago, and now is under major editing for improvisation purposes.) I could say that in life, we have these people or things that we should appreciate because those are the things that made you reach where you are right now. Alicia Watson-- a YouTuber to-be-signed by SyCo Records. One Direction-- some random boyband nobody has ever heard of. Well, I hope you hinted my sarcasm right there. Put the two artists together, and make them do a duet. How does this happen? Well, you'll see.

(SEQUEL TO 'STUCK WITH YOU') "I'm not perfect, but I promise to love you perfectly." "I know, but for how long?"