Reoccurring nightmares. A murderous plan that just won't go away. You think owning a garden is hard? Honey please, this is only the beginning. - A few years after moving to Yoyle City, Pin is faced with the same horrifying nightmare.. A garden. Her dead friends. And hands. She couldn't bring it up without trembling in fear. She couldn't think about it without tears filling up in her eyes. So what could she do? Recreate the dream in reality? ... AU is mine. This WILL HAVE GORE SO. Gore warning to anyone who doesn't enjoy murder or gore. Other than that, enjoy..

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

Mostly inanimate insanity, and bfb / bfdi *NOT MY CHARACTERS, THEY BELONG TO THE CREATORS* mostly smut, you have been warned

𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐎𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠️: 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ ᰔᩚ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐍/𝐀

RAHAHAH Uh yea Smut If u no like No reda den❗ TᕼᗩᑎKՏ

I just do oneshots, don't expect me to do every single request. I have school. BUT I might be able to do most of them, so that's cool.

You must be on something if you're here (I'M STILL CONTINUING IT, I SWEAR)

this is gonna have CFMOT AIB BFDI inanimate insanity love of the s*n others

hey bros this is a SMUT book with MATURE THEMES with OBJECTS HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!!!! it is extremely CONSENSUAL and NONCON CAN GO DIEEE!!!!!!! this is gonna be the SEXIEST, HOTTEST, MOST BREATHTAKING, GOURMET, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, smut shots you are EVER going to READ!!! YOU CAN CUM ALL YOU WANT TO THIS BROS, I GOTTA ADMIT I DO CUM TO THIS TOO!!!

there might be smut idkkk