Summary: "President, I understand Tanizaki, but Kenji?" Kunikida looked about ready to snap his pen in half as he, along with most of the people in the room, stared at their head. "Kenji's methods are anything but ideal for an undercover mission! Please reconsider!" "It is true that Kenji's way of handling cases is unusual," Fukuzawa agreed. "However, it is because of his ability to talk to people that I feel comfortable assigning him as our undercover agent with Tanizaki." - - - Kenji Miyazawa is the ADA's naive detective given his possibly most difficult task to date: infiltrate UA and find the student spy before the heroes become aware that there is a traitor amongst them. This story wasn't made by me! The original is made by: justcallmedude on 'Archive of Our Own' in google!

Chuuya Nakahara got into an argument with his partner, Osamu Dazai. Now, he's riding his motorbike through Yokohama as a way to cool off. But when he swerves off of the road to avoid hitting two pedestrians and gets knocked out, he wakes up to see two Pro heroes in his hospital room. Chuuya then has to attend a prestigious school despite hardly being able to read, figure out how to get back to the Port Mafia, to apologise to Dazai, and why this old hobo wants to adopt him so badly. Basically me giving Chuuya a "normal" teen experience, and Dazai suffers for later angst <3 cross posted on ao3 on the user aoibb :3 - but it is on private to avoid access of ai and bots

Dazai, Atsushi, Chuuya and Auktagawa are assigned a mission together to catch the famous Tokyo killer, but what other stories will unfold when the pairs start to learn more about each other, when the others learn about something Akutagawa's been hiding from everyone, they only wanna help him but how to you help someone that doesn't want to admit they need it. -soukoku and shin soukoku- -angst- -mentions of s/h, and sewer slide-

this is a sanegiyuu story where the storyline is the same as bsd/bungo stray dogs. sanemi will be on the ADA (armed detective agency), while giyuu is in the PM (port mafia) I'll write an introduction and introduce you to their abilities and who is on which side in case you get confused, I will also probably need it because I'm very forgetful. anyways thanks for attempting to read my god-awful book!

"Since how many days you haven't slept , chuuya ?" "That's none of your concerns, dazai!!"

Mori decides to send Soukoku to infiltrate UA. (And maybe finally get his ship together.)

⚠️This work is not mine!!⚠️ The user in the title is who made it and they are on AO3 if you have access to AO3 go read it on there and support the actual creator Dazai is going to Hogwarts-which is crazy because he doesn't have magic. He has a nullifying ability, for goodness' sake! Not that it matters. Dazai is still willing to stick around and cause trouble before he gets shipped back home and stuck in his room again. And this Quirrell guy is definitely up to something. So that's a good place to start.

Dazai after trying to drown himself in a river gets sick, but luckily a certain chibi is there to help him get better. This encounter leads to their relationship deepening, but will they be able to survive new missions? And will Dazai be able to hide his past from the ADA? Update as of 8/23/2025: Sorry people who clicked for a nice light fluff fic, I really did mean to write one, but well lets say it did not work out that way. This fic does include moderate to severe angst, so if you do not want to read that I suggest looking for a different more wholesome fic ;-;.

【"𝘗𝘭𝘶𝘴. 𝘐𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦, 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘶𝘺𝘢?"】 ˜"*°•.˜"*°• 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘~ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚔𝚘𝚔𝚞 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝟷𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝟹 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚕. 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝟷𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎. 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢. 𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚒𝚝. •°*"˜.•°*"˜ 🇼🇦🇷🇳🇮🇳🇬! -🇲🇪🇳🇹🇮🇴🇳🇸 🇴🇫 🇸🇺!🇨🇮🇩🇪

⚠️Bottom Dazai⚠️ ⚠️Port mafia boss Chuuya⚠️ Other things to take note at the start of the book.