Nobody sets sail alone. It's Spring, 1706, and Kyle Broflovski is on the run, stowed away on a trade ship bound for the Caribbean. When the ship is boarded by a motley crew of young pirates, Kyle is faced with a choice: stick to the shadows, or join Captain Stan on his adventures. -- New chapters every Saturday at 3pm EST/8pm GMT --

Craig Tuckers life is at stake, the whole world is against him. And when he thinks that his life is starting to take path, the sudden nightmare of having to deal with a demon bites back at him. He's fucked. ... For 10 seconds I keep my eyes open and Cartman doesn't even have the guts to keep his eyes open on the road anymore. At 5 seconds, the wheels go sliding over the ramp. At 3 seconds I realize that he's let go of the wheel. At 2, I look behind at the cop that brings his car to a stop. At 1, I close my eyes and accept the fact that we're in the fucking air. "WHAM" "OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES CRAIG" Cartman yells and I suddenly inhale, I've forgotten how to breath. But somehow, we're still fucking alive. •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅• A thrilling comedy and romance story about pastor Craig and demon Tweek. LOTS OF Fluff and a COUPLE OF MATURE SCENES YALL!!🤘 (characters are 20+ in their adult lives) NO smut. I hope you guys don't mind the few spelling mistakes, this is around 300 pages and it gets exhausting to edit 😭 THESE ARE ADULTS!!!!!!! ❤️ Enjoy ❤️ •❅───✧❅✦❅✧───❅•