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The Island Of Spanor, The Home Of The Talking Vehicles And Other Various Things. Nobody Knows Why They Are Alive, Nobody Knows Why Spanor Is So "Special", But What People Do Know Is That Their Little Kiddies Sure As Shit Love The Talking Boilder-heads. The TV Shows, Movie Tie-ins Specials, Blu-Ray Combo Packs, And For God's Sake The Toy Lines That Go On Forever. The Whole Island's Been Turned Into A Theme-park For Freaks Of Nature Like The Railway Engines. They Are All A Bunch Of Pompous Yellow Pricks That Are Only Here To Sell Toy Trains To Children, And The Workers Who Operate The Damn Things Are The Ones Who Suffer At The Hands Of The Companies Who Practically Run The Whole Country Along With The Loud Mouth Talking Machines That Stink Up The Place. There's A Whole Lot Of Trouble To Get Into.
(Credit To NediaVHS for the cover icon)