Regina George jurou que nunca mais ia perder pra ninguém - principalmente pra um roqueirinho fedido que acha que sabe o que é atitude só porque toca bateria e usa delineador borrado. Já Rodrick Heffley? Ele só queria irritar a patricinha perfeita que fala como se o mundo girasse em torno do gloss labial dela (spoiler: talvez gire). Tudo começa com uma guerra fria no corredor da escola, passa por sabotagens em festas, rumores absurdos no Insta e acaba... com Regina beijando o inimigo pra "provar um ponto". Agora eles não sabem mais se estão se odiando, se provocando ou se apaixonando - e, sinceramente, ninguém mais entende nada (nem eles). Ela é puro caos com salto alto. Ele é confusão com uma guitarra. E o pior? Juntos, são insuportavelmente perfeitos.

Empezar de cero es dificil, pero más difícil es saber amar. Rodrick Heffley tiene 21 años, está estancado y su padre ha llegado al límite. Con sus sueños de superestrella y sus notas nefastas, sus padres le obligarán a ir a la Northwestern University. Tenía una condición simple: aprobar, o adiós a la música. Ahora, está atrapado en un lugar que detesta, sin su batería y con un título que le importa menos que sus clases en la high school, listo y preparado para los peores años de su vida. Pero, en el mismo campus, está Regina George. Reina de la universidad y fanática de la moda. Ella está pasando por la mayor crisis de su vida: ha suspendido una asignatura y está perdiendo popularidad. Para Regina, Rodrick es solo otro friki apestoso al que utilizaría en su beneficio. Para él, ella puede ser su tipo. Pero puede que, sean la media naranja del otro. ---- Actualizo cuando puedo. Esto es un primer borrador, siento las faltas ortográficas que pueda pasar por alto. Historia 100% mía. Todos los personajes existentes (salvo el señor Walsh y Rick) aparecen en "El diario de Greg" o "Mean girls". Contiene contenido explícito.

𝐎 garoto que odiava a ideia de ter que se mudar pra um lugar novo, pra conhecer pessoas novas, pra ter que fazer novamente novas amizades conhece uma Garota que desperta sua curiosidade, ela é estranhamente perfeita, devo odiá-la ou... uma mistura de sentimentos me fez ficar confuso. 𝗔té a garota mais perfeita da escola pode sim ter defeitos. " 𝗘𝘂 𝗺𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘃𝗼𝗹𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗺 𝗼 𝗶𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗼 𝗱𝗮 𝗲𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗮? 𝗡𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗮, 𝗻𝘂𝗻𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗻𝗵𝗮." "𝗢𝗹𝗵𝗮 𝘀𝗼́, 𝗮 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗮 𝘁𝗲𝗺 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗼𝘀." isso cheira a algo? sim, 𝗘𝗻𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼̂ 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀.

He was a boy, she was a girl. But do they belong together in this new world?

"You're late," Regina said the second I walked in. "You said three." "It's 3:02." I rolled my eyes and dropped into the chair across from her. "Wow. Two minutes. Should I apologize to your schedule or your ego?" She didn't even flinch. Just gave me that calculating smile that made me feel like I was already losing at some game I didn't know we were playing. "So," I said, leaning back, "fake boyfriend, huh?" "Relax," she said, stirring her drink like she was plotting a murder. "It's not that deep. You'll pretend to be obsessed with me, everyone will talk, and he will get jealous." "He?" I asked. "Derrick Walters," she said, rolling her eyes. "Quarterback. Ego the size of Texas." I pretended to think about it. "So basically, I'm just your accessory?" She smirked. "You'll survive." I leaned back farther, crossing my arms. "You're assuming I'll go along with this." "Oh, you will," she said, meeting my eyes. "Because everyone in this school will think you're the guy dating me. And I'm pretty sure even you like attention." And the worst part? She wasn't wrong. Regina George doesn't date losers. Especially not drummers who wear ripped jeans, sleep through first period, and think sarcasm counts as a personality. But when she transfers to Crossland High and needs a plan to make her ex, Derrick Walters, jealous, Rodrick Heffley is... available. Loud. Chaotic. Perfectly wrong for her. So they strike a deal: He gets attention. She gets revenge. No strings. No feelings. Just noise. Except Rodrick's brand of noise starts to sound a lot like heartbeat. And Regina, queen of control, untouchable, unshakable can't figure out why she's suddenly falling for the one person who was never supposed to matter.

˚⊱I can tell you like me too, And you know I'm right.⊰˚ ╰┈➤ Rodrick Heffley wasn't expecting much when he moved to Evanston. New house, new school, same boring life - or so he thought.. The moment he stepped inside northshore high, everything shifted. His cousin, Janis Ian. She gave him a lowdown on everyone who mattered and who to avoid. Her friends Cady, and Damian welcomed him. Rodrick thought that he was already getting in the bag of it until he met.. Regina George. The schools queen bee, drama queen, and apparently his first offical enemy. They clashed instantly, words exchanged. Eyes rolled. Something about "his attitude" or "her ego." ೃ !! MIGHT RE EDIT !! ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: oct 19 25 Finished : ?? ˖᯽ ݁˖· ─ Rodrick heffley x Regina George

Rodrick is a weird emo guy, and Regina is a popular hot girl that everyone loves, what could go wrong? They both don't want to admit it, but deep down in their hearts they want each other.

[DISCONTINUED] what happens when regina george falls for her fake boyfriend? OR what happens when rodrick heffley realises that fake-dating regina george, isn't as bad as he thought? where mean girls meet diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules! regina george x rodrick heffley Started: 27/10/2025 Completed:

the 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 and the 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤. it was 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 supposed to happen - but 𝐧𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 of them can 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲. it started as a 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐫. it ended as something 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥. 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, and a whole lot of 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫.

After her humiliating downfall at the hands of Cady Heron, Regina George is determined to take back control of her life. Then Rodrick Heffley crashes into her world, loud, unapologetic and absolutely not her type. He's the drummer of a garage band and seems to take way too much pleasure in getting under her skin. But when Regina decides to make Aaron and Cady jealous, Rodrick turns out to be the perfect pawn. Only, fake dates have a funny way of turning into something real and Regina does not fall in love, especially not with someone like him.