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Kindred Spirits by Mrgriaffe
Mrgriaffe
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A humble Villager, you were someone fairly unremarkable. When the cold biting winter of Dark Cacao strikes once again, you decide to take up a post as a watcher in order to provide for your people. It is there that you shall meet someone who would change your life forever. For better and worse. (Caramel Arrow x Reader) (Cover art is by Pyro505X on Twitter)
Espresso x Madeleine cookie [oneshots] [discontinued] by akaashi_is_autistic
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:b 🍋-lemon 🌱-lime 💕-fluff [there's like one chapter w/ angst, and is bad] These oneshots honestly aren't that good I wrote these in 2021 soo yeah 🧍
《 What have I Done..? 》 by XxCrying_HerpesxX
XxCrying_HerpesxX
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[ This is a Pomegranate Cookie fanfic- ] Poms backstory for this book (not canon at all and is completely my au!! ) : Younger Pomegranate cookie always got shoved around by other cookies and other creatures but she thought this was normal and let it happen. Cookies usually manipulated her do things she didn't want to do or manipulate her into thinking certain things. One day, she overheard two cookies having a conversation with eachother and that's when Pomegranate heard words that hit like a train to her.... " When is that Pomegranate cookie going to realize everyone's manipulating her..! Hopefully Never! " ( Also in my au all the cookies of darkness live together in one mansion thingy- ) none of the art is mine and it belongs to the rightful creators!! (Also takes place before affogato joined the cookies of darkness. This will have : •Vulgare Language. •Angst •Manipulation •A little bit of Gore •Girl x Girl thoughts If you don't like any of that stuff then I suggest you click off!! Anyway if you don't then I guess enjoy this book..! Have a good day/night! <3
[REWRITE OUT NOW] {COMPLETED} The Time I Was Human (Cookie Run AU) by kiwinatorwaffles
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THE REWRITE HAS BEEN RELEASED!!! check out my profile to see it! What would happen if the Cookies all turned into humans? Well, it clearly wouldn't be good for their situation, that's for sure. Because of their unusually large size, Pomegranate and her master are now able to cover the entire world with Darkness. But little did they know, as humans, the Cookies become stronger and learn more about each other, one day hoping to fight back the Darkness. ⚠️ SLIGHT BLOOD AND VIOLENCE WARNING! ⚠️ DO NOT READ IF YOU GET QUEASY EASILY!!! WILL INCLUDE DARK THEMES!!! Cookie Run is by Devsisters. ✅COMPLETED!✅
I'm in love with the moon.. (Sea fairy x Moonlight cookie) by kiriamixo
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Hello! This is a story of moonlight cookie and sea fairy in my AU! :D We have different point if views 1. Sea fairy (crob) 2. Moonlight (crob) 3. Frost Queen (crk) If you want me to add more povs, please let me know! Ily all!
we meet again.(espressleine) by Collei_Crystal
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!COVER NOT MINE! this story will contain angst,smut,romance,swearing etc. ~ ~ Espresso and Madeleine were childhood best friends,they would always hungout but their parents hated each other so they separated them. Espresso used to have a huge crush on Madeleine , but not anymore, or does he still have a crush on him?maybe a little... There was a 'new' cookie coming to the kingdom ,espresso sure wouldn't like to socialise with them but when he finds out who it is, he...read and you'll find out! I will try and uh dunno make this story interesting bc this is my first story anyways
yandere Madeleine x Espresso//you're crazy... {DISCONTINUED} by Ultimate_V10L3T
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Espresso is on a school where every cookie will go one day, but they are all in different classes (for example: coffee class, light class, Ice class and other ones) Espresso is in the Coffee-magic class and knows more about coffee magic than any other cookie in his class One day a light-magic student destroyed their classroom, thats why they learn with the Coffee students But after some days... people are dying Espresso tries to find out who is the killer If you want to know if he finds out, read the book :) ----------- TW: yandere murder kidnapping Violence Mention of sh and suicide ...but no lemon/smut :D (&lt;-this won't change) (future author: it changed...) AND HELLO MY POTATO ARMEE I hope you have/had a sweet day, here is a story to make your day sweeter its a Yandere Madeleine x Espresso. if you want to read the trailer look at my oneshots book and read "yandere Madeleine x Espresso". not the first oneshot now, have fun ^^
Love? Preposterous! (Madeleine x Espresso) DISCONTINUED by VlaxlieWrites
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A love story about two cookies becoming enemies to lovers! Madeleine cookie, The Knight Commander of light who has a big ego and a big heart. Espresso cookie, a well known Professor in the Parfadian institute. Also the only mage left who studies pure coffee magic. Will both of them learn to be more than acquaintances? Or will their rivalry burn forever? ⚠️THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME, ALL OF THIS IS FICTION AND HEAD CANON⚠️
Yandere Yellow Larva x Reader ;w; HELP by grossbaloneysandwich
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Ready to pursue your dream relationship with funny laughter cute yellow larva? Happy times ahead for you and yellow cute funny larva!
Sabrina Carpenter x Reader (F) by DaddyGhostface117
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You didn't mean to stand out at a Sabrina Carpenter concert... Especially not in a crowd of thousands. But when a quiet, sharp-tongued tech nerd (you) catches Sabrina's eye mid-show, everything changes. One song. One name. And a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs that spark a connection neither expected.