Streaker.

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

booty talk

talk about the booty

email :: ashton irwin

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

fanfiction :: ashton irwin

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

DISCONTINUED - rejection hotline (ashton irwin au)

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

1996 [harry au]

Alexis chose the summer of 1996 to visit her Nonna in small, poorly known Clarkesville, Georgia. This year happens to be her favorite. Because a certain guy with ripped flannels, loose thick curls, and piercing green eyes won not only his thrilling illegal drag-races, but won the best trophy of them all. Her heart. [w...

black » harry styles au

he always takes his coffee black. or in which harry suffers from social anxiety and admires the coffee house girl from a far. ©inkedmalik 2014

eighteen « ashton irwin [discontinued ]

"I know what you want from me." He says smoothly with his thick, husky voice. He walks forward, his lips now brushing against my ear. I breath in heavily and nod. "You want me to help you piss off your parents." (alternate universe) all rights reserved. copyright © 2014

How To Live With A Huge Penis • clifford

[COMPLETED] "in this year i've learnt how to live with what god gave me, but i've also learnt that i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend."

Confessions

these confessions are darker than the inside of your booty hole.

How To Live With A Popular Penis

in which an overly horny guy has to learn that not every girl likes him and his d.ick

loser ; michael au ; DISCONTINUED

"it's ironic how your name means friend while i'm your only one."

101 ways to get the girl ; ashton irwin

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

simple [hes]

He thought it was hard to be social, but she taught him it was simple. [under major editing]

jailbird ☍ cth

"two years. i went to prison for two years. i come out to find my girlfriend is raising my baby with another man. i think i like prison better."

Are You Awake?

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.

wattpad ➳ l.h. [completed]

❝the walls around her heart were like concrete, but even concrete has cracks.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 ||Kay

youtubers ➳ c.h

in which two youtubers are pictured together without even knowing each other.

twins ; hemmings

"you're just so alike, i can't tell the difference." © teenlovers

bus stop - l.s

in which two troubled young adults talk about how much their lives suck whilst smoking cigarettes and waiting for the public bus to arrive.

nutella ➢ styles

❝i grabbed it first❞ ❝be a gentleman and give me it before i kick your non existent balls❞ ❝do you know who i am?❞ ❝big whoop you are harry styles, let me find a fuck to give❞ | © all rights reserved | @vintedge |

the arctic monkeys series [5sos]

"i'm not afraid of death; i just don't want to be there when it happens." (cover by elle)