Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"7:15, that's our time."

when two teenagers meet from playing grand theft auto online

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

❝boys like him don't fall in love with sad girls.❞

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]