When a superpowered thief gets caught by an alien hero with a god complex, he's offered a choice: Prison or the experimental Phoenix Program. He picks the one with better snacks, and hotter women. He doesn't take it seriously at first, but he eventually learns to see the value in doing good, leaving him with a choice between serving himself, or serving others. What path will he choose? _____ Ahem, I didn't plan on becoming a hero. I planned on paying rent. Long story short, Now I'm stuck in the Superhero Dispatch Network's rehab program, working with a team of reformed villains, a cycle of dispatchers, and expectations I'm not sure I can meet without screwing up spectacularly. This is my string of good and bad decisions.

It started when an alien device did what it did

Y/n, I know things have been difficult lately... And I'm sorry about that... I think I know what you're feeling... Ever since you were a little boy, you've been living with so many unresolved things... Well, take it from an old man. Those things send us down a road; they make us who we are... and if anyone is destined for greatness... It's YOU son

Aliens, Ghosts, Monsters...which actually exists? This is the argument that typical high schoolers Momo Ayase, Ken Takakura, and Kiga Michita were involved in on a typical day like any other. Ken argued that aliens and UAPs existed. Momo refuted the existence of Aliens and instead argued that Ghosts existed instead. Meanwhile, Kiga quickly shot both of them down and insisted that Monsters were the ones that really existed. Unable to relent on any of their beliefs, the trio held a bet: Each would go to a well-known area where each species was spotted, and whoever encounters their creature wins. Needless to say...the three bit off far more than they could chew when all three showed up at the same time! With Takakura cursed, Momo awakening psychic abilities, and Kiga's identity of a monster-human hybrid revealed, the three were thrust into a world of strange and unknown events beyond their understanding... ---------------------------------------------- Updates every Thursdays 12:00 P.M. (EDT)

❝𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗜 𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘❞ ━━━━━━━ ♡ (Y/N) (L/N), the loud-mouthed, nail-obsessed gyaru with a love for demon folklore and a serious case of mommy issues. Her world is full of fake smiles, guys who only see the surface, and a home that doesn't feel like one. Her only anchor is her childhood best friend, Momo Ayase - the only person who's ever really seen her. But everything changes after a chance encounter with a cursed spirit and a weird "experiment" gone wrong. Suddenly, (Y/N) is being hunted by supernatural beings from Japanese legend - twisted yokai, cursed ghosts, and beings that should only exist in nightmares. As her psychic powers awaken and the line between myth and reality starts to blur, she's thrown headfirst into a secret war alongside Momo, Okarun, and a growing crew of chaotic weirdos. Between battling vengeful spirits, keeping her nails unchipped, and trying not to emotionally unravel. ᴰᴬᴺᴰᴬᴰᴬᴺ! ᶠᴱᴹᴬᴸᴱ! ᴿᴱᴬᴰᴱᴿ

As someone with a good imagination I make a lot of scenarios and one shots in my free time... and well I'll just type them here! I'll try my best to share my stupid brain with You! REMEMBER THESE ARE JUST MY IMAGINARY SCENARIOS DONT BITE ME YALL

𝘽𝙀𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 These are all mostly Jiji and Okarun one-shots!! - Most of these oneshots won't have anything to do with the plot, but others will! (If it is related to the storyline, then I'll most likely be going along with the show, so bear with me.) And I'll try to take requests, just comment! - I know it's been a while since I last updated, I've had a lot happen in my life so I'll try to keep up with this the best I can! - • Angst ⛆ • Smut ❤︎ • O for Okarun • J for Jiji!