You can probably already guess what happens from the title and yes, this story is a dUMB SPOOF ALRIGHT (CraCk FiC). I just made it to laugh at and also I was originally gonna make it a long one-shot but decided to turn it into a story with very short chapters. Just coz. Don't question my ways. oh yeah, don't mind my occasional author commentations, heh... Hashtags: #1 in "egg" (im so proud)

Written in collaboration with TheWriterShikari787. ⚠️Trigger Warnings ⚠️ ●Depression ●Child Labor ●Mentions of Abuse ●Mentions of Rape Takami Keigo is a transgender male hero. When he was younger and just starting out in his transition the young man was in a secret relationship with the oldest son of the number two hero, Endeavor. Just as something unusual happens from his relationship with the other boy, Touya, Keigo's lover, dies in a fiery inferno, so he never gets to tell Touya about the egg that later hatches into a beautiful baby boy who is the perfect combination of the pair of them. Years later, Keigo, now known to the world as the Wing Hero: Hawks, is asked to infiltrate the League of Villains to feed information to the other heroes in hopes of stopping the villain organization. His point of contact, a scarred villain who reminds the man of the boy he once loved. Hawks sympathizes with the villains and almost wishes he could join them. What's stopping him? Touya faked his death to escape his father's tyrrany, but in doing so, he had to leave his family and lover behind. No matter what, though, he never forgets any of them. He has become a vigilante turned villain, calling himself Dabi. Dabi works tirelessly to rid his area of abusive scum while working with the League of Villains until one day, he comes face to face with Keigo again, the other man wanting to join the League, or so the bird says. What happens when Dabi finds out about Keigo's secret love child, and the circumstances around the child's existence.

A book of one shots that I mustered up in my little brain, please feel free to leave any requests!

Hawks had been hospitalized for a long time after the fight and his wings had still not properly regrown. At first he thought Dabi had burned them beyond repair but his feathers were slowly coming back, taking their sweet time. However he didn't anticipate getting a visitor one night when he was taking a walk trough the city. A complicated story on how they fought and fell for each other. //COMPLETED// . . . A little angsty fanfiction but not too much I hope. Tryin to make it a lil funny too probably :)

[Contains BoyxBoy! If you don't like then don't read!] Naruto Uzumaki is just trying to get through high school without involving himself with homophobic people, which is working out quite well actually. He is scared and afraid of how people will take his sexuality so he usually just keeps it on the down low. He doesn't want what had happened to a gay friend of his to happen to him. Naruto has been wondering about something for a very long time. He is wondering if he should take a chance with Sasuke Uchiha, the guy he likes. The only people who know about his little secret of being gay and who he likes are Kiba, Sakura, and Shikamaru. If Sasuke finds out what will he do? I mean everyone says he is straight, he is...right? Sasuke finds out that Naruto like him? Will he feel the same way or shoot him down? {UNDER MAJOR EDITING!}

a collection of one shots revolving around SasuNaru and their love. Also I do not own Naruto, Sasuke owns him, go ahead try and take away Naruto from Sasuke if you dare

Sasuke is known to be the loner, the nerd that no one hangs out with, the one who gets bullied, the one who is barely acknowledged. But sasuke doesn't mind, he barely even cares about his own life. The only thing he actually cares for is.. well Naruto. Naruto is known to be the popular kid, not too smart, not too dumb. His smile and attitude can brighten up anybody's day. Everyone loves and adores him but what happens when he meets this Sasuke Uchiha one day? What would he even think of him? I mean.. The two were complete opposites but admired eachother anyway. Yeah they weren't friends but so what? They could learn to like eachother can't they? All because of a project that there own teacher assigned. But what happens when that project leads them closer together? What happens when they get too attached to eachother and something happens to the other that could may or may not lessen their bond? Or maybe even strengthen. Will the other be able to cope with their own life again? Will the other even be alright? What even happened? Read and find out. A/n: Both are at the age of 18!!

𝑼𝐳𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢.𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭? 𝒀𝐞𝐬. | 𝑵𝐨. 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲? #2 ranking in 𝗌𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗎 𝟣𝟩/𝟢𝟪/𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟣 #1 ranking in search 19/08/2021 #1 ranking in narusasu 01/10/2021 THANKSSS

Tendou was everything but normal. He danced and drank like any other college student. But there was something off about him. He was a little special as some people called him but he had the brightest red eyes and the strange interest in a very quiet bartender who just so happened to be just as strange. ~~~~ ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Mentions of: - Small bits of self harm - Ableism - Homophobia - Alcohol - Smoking (cigarettes)

Naruto moves to a new school, befriending Shikamaru and then Kiba, and being the happy outgoing person he is he quickly makes friends with all his teachers, the principal and everyone in the school (or almost everyone) excluding a certain raven haired boy, now he was naruto's rival, though one thing leads to anthor and... a modern-day sasunaru, narusasu Language is toned down (no swearing) and there is some passionate stuff but not hard-core Yaoi *IF YOU DONT LIKE YAOI (BOY×BOY) DON'T READ THIS* *I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS* *I DO NOT OWN THE PICTURES* this is my first time writing fanfiction please go easy on me :)