An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell? Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story. [They/Them Reader × Alastor] [This story may contain spoilers from the Hazbin Hotel series, biblical stances, and inappropriate behavior. This story does not intend to encourage any acts of violence!] [VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! COMPLETED BEFORE S2!] [COMPLETED: 12/24/2024] [LAST EDIT: 10/14/2024]

After Vox is suddenly blindsided by Valentino and Velvette and kicked out of VoxTek, he is left stranded with nothing and is forced to turn to Hazbin Hotel for help. There he gets caught up in a twisted deal with Alastor who intends to use his presence to his advantage. In return, he agrees to help Vox reclaim his throne from Valentino and get his revenge. Vox reluctantly agrees until he finds out Alastor's plan revolves around them becoming fake boyfriends and the feelings he once harbored for Alastor slowly begin to resurface.

If I never met that man I probably wouldn't actually be in hell. You probably wondering who. Well many people in hell call him 'The Radio Demon.' But I know him as Alastor. He was the an evil man. But of course I had to fall for... Him.

Val (somehow) kidnaps Alastor for a present he plans on sharing with Vox. Alastor, being fed a drug to keep his powers low, flows with the current. Seeing where the tides take him.

Vox and Alastor are fighting and Vox is trying to convince him to be on the team with him.

A StaticBelle fic, explores the relationship between Vox and Charlie if Vox grew obsessed with her.

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, alastor experiences an unexpected rut, so to help him out, lucifer offers his services during his dire time of need.

An ancient prophecy is coming true a threat a power that could destroy not only heaven and hell but earth too and only one group of assassins can stop this threat with some help of course.

This story was inspired by The Son of Imp Assassins and a loud among demon

You have been sent to Hell in accordance with your actions down on Earth. Now you're aligned with the Vee's, contacted to Valentino and are desperate to find a way out, even if that means making a deal with the alluring Radio Demon himself. *** || WARNING || Mature Themes and Language || !!Fem Reader!! || ♡ Updates are not scheduled at present time ♡ *** Cover Credit: @RB. // Pinterest @dearladynightmare // tumblr !! Cover was created myself. Alastor outline & Shadow are Fan Art. Please let me know if creds are incorrect !!